Don't jokingly ask for porn,Haha what if you made a nsfw version and posted it somewhere else as a joke haha that would be wacky wouldnt it?
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Don't jokingly ask some to commit suicide,You're breathing.
Fix that. why did you have to do it
Try to make your deadpan more obvious. I've actually got people asking me whether you're serious or not.This is how I know every human on this godforsaken planet is going to hell. It wouldn't have crossed the mind of any other species to make this. This is what sociopathy looks like. This is what happens when you have no consideration of the wellbeing of those around you. If you chose not to make this, my day would have been fine, but you're decided to let this abomination onto my computer screen and ruin my eyes. I hope you're pleased with yourself.
[I'd advise CAUTION if you're easily embarrassed by people behind you -- it gets kiiinda suggestive]