Pitch: "Mmm. I'm da princes. Pitch."
*Suddenly, the wall breaks from behind her, exposing the main villain in question.*
Bowsah: "RRRAAAAWRRRRGGG!! I WILL KIDNAP YOUUUUUUU, PRINCES!"
*He picks up Pitch like she's a feather, holding her with one hand.*
Pitch: "Ooooh, nooooo!"
Bowsah: "AND I WILL KIDNAP YOU BAAAAAAAABIES!"
*The camera pans towards two todds, one with a particularly handsome face.*
Boring Todd: "OH, NOOO! WE'RE IN TROUBLE!"
Handsome Todd: "BUT I AM THE BEST!"
Boring Todd: "NO!"
Bowsah: "GET OVER HEEEEREEE!"
*Without any effort, Bowsah pulls out a big sack which sucks the two Todds inside. Bowsah begins to laugh manically. The screen fades to black...*
*...The screen fades back to white, showing our protagonist, WAA HOO, smashing a block with a fist. He says his signature catchphrase, a signal that things are getting serious.* "WAA HOO!!!"
*The following scenes show WAA HOO adventuring through the white void known as the shroom kingdom to go and save the princes.*
*At last, WAA HOO confronts Bowsah. The two stand on a platform sitting just above lava. The scene radiates intense emotions.*
Bowsah: "OOOOOH, NOOOO! ISSS WAA HOO!"
*With a "WAA HOO", WAA HOO jumps over Bowsah easily. Facing back at him from the safe grey brick, the bridge gives away and Bowsah falls towards the lava, screaming dramatically.*
Bowsah: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!"
*Afterwards, WAA HOO advances into the next room. Boring Todd greets him.*
"THANKS WAA HOO, BUT THE PRINCES IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!"
*WAA HOO displays a great amount of emotion before jumping on Todd, killing him instantly.*
*WAA HOO enters back into the white void known as the shroom kingdom. He addresses the audience, giving his name.* "ITSA ME, WAA HOO!!"
*Suddenly, his brother, WAHEE, shows up out of nowhere.* "AND ITSA ME, WAHEE!!"
*Then, the buff yellow fellow known as WAWAHOO appears.* "AND ITSA ME, WA- WA- HOO!!"
*Finally, WAHAHOO's purple companion, WAHAHEE, enters the scene, getting more and more focused on the camera as he speaks his name. "AND ITSA ME, WA- HA- HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!!"
