For a mod made in a week and a meme/YTP mod, this is pretty good. I usually really don't like meme mods that try to be bad because that's funny somehow (when in reality the author is just too lazy to learn how to sprite) but characters like Soap are what make me thrive for memey but good mods.
Sprites (2.5/5)
I know, I know, this mod was made in three weeks but I feel like you could've made a couple of more sprites, like a 1-up icon on the monitor and the signpost sprite. The overall quality of the sprites isn't great but what can you expect from a mod made in a week.
Moveset (3.3/5)
For a mod made in a week, this moveset is surprisingly really fun. I may not be a master at it after playing with it for a couple of hours but it definitely has potential. I do wish you could rocket jump as Buggie suggested. Also, I don't know if this is a bug but Cattino can do another Grand Slam after the hop from one. If it is a bug, please don't patch it it's actually so much fun. Chicken Dinner is pretty useless in attacking but it's good to use for going down.
Conclusion (2.5/5)
I know it's a meme mod and that it was made in a week but I feel like there's still some improvement left to be found. If you're gonna make another character, I think it'd be neat if you didn't tie yourself to a deadline because I genuinely see you succeding as a mod maker. Have good luck in the future!