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"Alert! A shitty map pack has breached containment!"

FUCKPAK
"The terrible, the legend."

A map pack that contains maps of varying quality. And I do mean varying quality.

CUPS
"mmmm speed pad" - haya, the creator of this map pack

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This map is gimmick based! Your position is based on your current score! The more speed you get, the better your score is! Just remember to avoid walls and obstacles though. They're gonna deduct some!​
"bullshit turn" - mitsuo

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A very tight map with unobvious pathways and tight roads! Very aesthetic, very 90's, very nostalgic indeed.

FOR SERVER OWNERS: You might have to change the music in this map as this map contains (maybe) COPYRIGHTED music!
"Are we so fucking far down the drain in terms of quality we resort to a straight fucking line" - Udgey

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A mostly bold remake of that one Desert Bus map that you see in some servers. 15 laps, not in Map Hell (suprisingly!), and yes you do still get awkwardly moved to the right. Yes the sand is still a death pit. The encore remap may or may not be a Girls' Last Tour reference.​
"this again" - haya

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The previous map, except 50 laps, and a bit shorter. Nothing more than that, haha.​
"idk" - mitsuo
"better than shitfuck zone" - RetroStation


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The hellspawn circle map returns..... with a twist! It's way worse than your average circle map.
"very fun" - Wizard

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A Kodachrome inspired map based on the level's music with flat textures and somewhat enjoyable gameplay! Remember to not be greedy on that spring skip!

Did I ever mention mitsuo made the layout?
"ourple" - BigO

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A map inspired by Yume Nikki! Fast, and very short. (Note: Do not land on the tiles with the trees.)​
ALL OF THESE (except Entryway) NEED A SEPARATE SOC!
"its motherfucking doom. straight up"

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doom 2 entryway race map real. BEST EXPERIENCED IN THE SOFTWARE RENDERER, or use my expansion pak.
"the second in the series"
"Welcome to the OTHER stairs. Don't get lost....... HeheheHEHEHEEE....."

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A map inspired and somewhat based off KanzakiPak's Climb the Stairs! Don't get lost...... heheheh​
"the fourth in the stairs series"

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The most tamest stair map yet, made just in time for the Karts R Us anniversary. This map is pretty weird, so don't get confused!

wait theres a third?

Do note that some of these maps were made specifically for a certain map archive server, so expect some inside joke weirdness. Happy karting! Or not.........

  • mitsuo, for inspiring me to make maps, and giving very helpful feedback.
  • Diggle, Mr. Logan, and Jugador for somehow playing stairs wtf why would you do that
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  • TetraKanyx, for giving me the idea of making a map pack.
  • Community Resources for well, the resources for some maps.
  • Chaobrother, for the altermap framework
  • FriedFrick & gedehari, :trollic:
  • Karts R Us and Tetra's Map Madness, for being the host of said map pack.
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haya__
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  1. Altermap v1.2 hotfix

    Small hotfix to fix altermaps not working. That's it. Sorry!
  2. FINALE UPDATE - Just in time!

    This update is most likely going to be the final update to this absolutely horrid pack. Most...
  3. MAJOR UPDATE - DUNES (HELL UPDATE)

    new maps!!!!!!! new shit!!!!!!!!!!! I've been working a while on this update holy fuck i should...

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This is truly the comedy map pack of all time, had the luck of playing two of the tracks here in a vanilla server so I can speak from real experience:

Desert Bus R is peak comedy while being playable- it might be a long straight, and without slipstream its dependant solely on whether you roll boosters and Grow/Invuln items...but there's something hilarious about getting to roll over everyone right near the end and steal first place, which I did, so of course I consider it peak comedy...but the way you warp back to the first stretch so that dropped items stay placed is pretty funny, even if I got jumpscared by one loopback where I appeared in front of a giant Sonic.

Spiral Crazy R is...well, a spiral. its crazy. can be raced [R-rank].

I don't know how I got second place in that race after how I must have fell on the holes like 5 times out of the 20 laps and fell off the track at least twice when the walls were down. But ey, actual strat to drift left after the booster before the lap counter goes up, as well as bouncing off the springs.

And the kitchen sink rain. Its raining sinks. The fact you implemented the walls, bananas AND SINKS raining on a map is stupid but inevitably commendable.

Haven't tried the other maps, and probably they might be better or worse suffering than these two [or stairs], but

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these fucks of tracks are raceable without any silly gotchas beyond SCR deciding to throw every sink at you near the end of the race. It somehow makes sense.

hi haya
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Thanks I hate it
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me when the stairs are climbed
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I have played this pack. You are the first one I have ever rated and I will tell you right now...what you made here is gold, toxic, painful gold. And I love it I salute to you, keep up the good work.
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it said it was bad, and indeed it was bad.
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funni hell maps but good
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i rate this pack fuck out of 10
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the greatest test of patient of all time
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Welcome to releases! This is truly the map pack ever made
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