CRUDUX CRUO! Well, time for a late review.
For your first mod, this is some pretty solid work! The editing style reminiscent of the Adobe Flash sprite animations is a real classic. That said, you didn't have to squish the sprites that much, but it does create a comic/meme effect all the same. Leaving the stats as a default 5-5 isn't as problematic, either, since we would always play with balanced stats by using "restat" anyway.