Windows the Computer KB2934207 (1.71)

[TheOneGoofAli]

TheOneGoofAli updated Windows the Computer with a new update entry:

Firewall Unblock / 1.6

With the chaos happening all around, especially as of late, I had to rush this one out before I'd lose the ability to work on this further. Not much new here, the main things added are:

• Gifting! Thanks to Metalwario64 & Golden Shine for allowing me to implement a version of it for Windows - like...

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[TheOneGoofAli]

TheOneGoofAli updated Windows the Computer with a new update entry:

Firewall Unblock / 1.6a - HotfixXP

I guess the stress had gotten to me and, well, I deleted some functions that are called during DXBoosts when Hyper. That should be fixed here!

Aside from this fix, this is still 1.6.

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[TheOneGoofAli]

TheOneGoofAli updated Windows the Computer with a new update entry:

NTLDR Sysprep / 1.6b

Nothing new has been specifically added for the average gameplay, but there's still some things to be mentioned:

• MRCE shenanigans:
  • Screen fade should no longer kick in if you're playing with the MRCE hud.
  • Additionally, the MRCE hud now has custom life icons to display for Windows.
  • If playing with CrossMomentum in Dimension Warp, there's musical intercepts that should keep the regular stage music playing.
  • Aerial Garden Zone 3 feels... odd. Be careful...

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[TheOneGoofAli]

TheOneGoofAli updated Windows the Computer with a new update entry:

NTLDR Sysprep / 1.6b1

This is a one week(-ish) patch for 1.6b.

• Fixed the screen fade not occuring related to MRCE additions.
• Gifting for Extra Life (Classic)'s latest version is fixed - the upcoming Extra Life Revived will also be supported out of the box, assuming no further changes to its' own skin name will happen.
• Of course, introduction graphic changed to mention 1.6b1 as well.

I am not...

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[TheOneGoofAli]

TheOneGoofAli updated Windows the Computer with a new update entry:

Platform Update / 1.7

Been a while, huh? This originally was meant to be released on the day Windows 7 ESU and 8.1 lost support (not counting Embedded versions) as a sort of send-off, but, life got the best of me.

• Gifting, top speed values and Hyper-like form conditions were hardcoded for the longest time. This update reworks these three things to use tables that are exposed to external scripts via the global WindowsTheComputer variable.
  • You can add custom support for...

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[dark kirby]

oh boi cant wait until 2025 to have the same but mac or lenux or dos

 

[TheOneGoofAli]

TheOneGoofAli updated Windows the Computer with a new update entry:

End of Mainstream Support / 1.71

This is a minor update. Just two oversights fixed:

• Game Over music didn't play due to P_RestoreMusic being spammed when dead.
• CrossMomentum wouldn't count for Hyper DirectX Spin Spam.

This has been lying around for months now... and now, I'm letting it out here.
Thank you for 12k+ downloads and 29k+ views, means a lot for this niche as fuck high effort shitpost of a character...

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[Heitor]

the opposite of gaming is here

 

[TheOneGoofAli]

the opposite of gaming is here

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[Heitor]

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its cuz i play srb2 on windows, and this is windows on srb2