Suicide threat. Instant tempban. Go be emo somewhere else. If you're actually serious about suicide, seek professional help in real life.
Anyhow, we're harsh and strict about the rules because we need to be. If we weren't, this place would be overrun with 9 year olds saying that Silver is the coolest guy ever and why don't we add him to the official game. As an adult, I prefer forums with intelligent discussion and a user base mature enough to have common sense.
While that leads to the banning of a lot of people, I'd say it's worth it for the possibility of getting a less stupid community around here. Since it's my forum, I can choose what the rules are, and how to enforce them. I've chosen a highly strict way of enforcement because the old, "nice" way simply wasn't getting the job done. If you don't like that, go ahead and leave.
Lock.