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"This E-Mail is breakin' the speed limit...to my heart~"
Dear Strong Bad,
Since you and your friends and frienemies are so competitive with each-other, wouldn't it be fun to partake in a little kart racing together? It could give you a leg-up in beating Homestar Runner.
Crapfully yours,
Roy K. Bees
"First of all, KayBee Toys, you're presuming a VERY LOT over my amount of Homestar beats. I mean, just last week I beat him in the all-national league of having unbusted kneecaps! Now, does it really matter if it might have been a casual mistake from The Cheat and an industrial waffle iron? No. No it does not.
Secondly, I don't really think "kart racing" is as prestigious as you might think. Just look at Marshie's Extreme...(ly Good Kart Race Game). That's just the kind of shovel trash they put at the checkout line in case grawmaw mistakes it for something resembling Mario Kart. So, no. I don't think any of my colleagues would be fit to just make up a big kart race all to themselves.
But lessa turn the tables here. Let's say it's just me. And it's in a kart racer that's already good. That changes some things..."
"Of course in true kart racery, I wouldn't look too far off from how cool I already look. Jus' me in a lil' go-kart. Just 'peedin' along.
You obviously wouldn't mistake my handling either. I'mma Speed of 3, Weight of 4 kinda guy. The kind of speed reserved for blonde-haired groupies and...um...me. Strong Bad."
"Of course, you can customize the color of my maskus-face and boxing-gloved hands to whichever suits your personal aesthetic! As long as it's not any of the skin-colored ones. Or pink. Oh so help me if you MAKE ME PINK..."
"And no thing-with-me-in-it would be complete with my snarky attitude and unsurpressed ego! Horror as I throw a big spike-ed ball at thee! And I give you a comenderous 'Dooj!'"
"Man! I actually wouldn't mind getting in on that action! Hey! Nintendo or Coleco or Supervision or...whatever. Get me on the line! We can do a deal! As long as you bump those stats up to tourney-illegal in a post patch when nobody's actually looking, we should be good! Right? Anybody?"
Sound clips from TROGDOR! and SBCG4AP.
