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EvilCowSlayer
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"You're only saying I'm a perverted freak because you love me."
Damn I can't think of any other bad lines. Its probably cause I know exactly what to say to a girl 
EvilCowSlayer
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You're the ladies' man huh? :)
"My love for you is like a train. The smallest bump could make it derail."
"My love for you is like a train. The smallest bump could make it derail."
Uhhhh...... "I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle."
If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
EvilCowSlayer
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Edit: Dleleted because it was crap and disgusting.
EEW! Now that was bad, discusting, and totally not a love line. But oh well.EvilCowSlayer said:
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
EvilCowSlayer
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Yeah, sorry, it did suck.Chaos Zero 64 said:
"If looks were like a ladies' man, you'd be an emo."
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
EvilCowSlayer
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"You're like taking a crap. It's a lot of hard work, but it all works out in the end."
... I give up.
EvilCowSlayer
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Don't give up, keep thinking. One will come to you.
"You're like a airplane, people keep hijacking you."
"You're like a airplane, people keep hijacking you."
Omega the Hedgehog
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If I post my response I would be risking an immediate ban, so I'll just keep watching you two ^_^;
EvilCowSlayer
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I took care of the sick one I made.
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Bigboi
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Here's a good one :
"While in bed, my girlfriend called me a sick pervert. So, I said, "That's a big word for an 8 year-old."
"While in bed, my girlfriend called me a sick pervert. So, I said, "That's a big word for an 8 year-old."
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