What's the funniest excuse for not having your homework?

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What's the funniest excuse for not having your homework?

Example:

Someone in my class always used to use: "Ermmmm, well you see, I've got this horrible nasty disease called Hawokanitis that stops me from doing homework and errr I needed some time to not do any form of work; so I can't do it." It never worked though. :D
 
"I forgot"
"We had homework? News to me."
"..Hm?"
"Contradictions ahoy, homework."

Haven't done tht last one, though.

..yet.
 
"The dog ate it so it's currently burried in the back garden and I don't want to retreive it"

Not real but meh. I can't think of any excuses I've made.
 
Hey DarkArchon, try

"Well, my dog ate it and it's currently in his digestive system. But you can still have it in a few hours if you want!"
 
I got run over in a car accident. I got rushed to hospital so I couldn't do my homework, let alone go to school for weeks :P.
 
"I was too busy making a thread on the SRB2 Forums about it."
 
Never really gave any funny excuse for it, but:

"Why are you asking me why I didn't do page eleven? I don't remember you doing any of this. Quit being a hypocrite and get to work, slacker!"
 
"I didn't understand the questions, but I tried some of them."

Works like a charm.
 
You see..

Funny story actually. You see I left it next to my doll that I wanted to blow up, and I seemingly left my homework there, and well, I don't seemingly have it.
 
How about "I can't bring my Homework cause my Brother Drew the Finger on my Paper"?

That had to happen sometime to someone Right?
 
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