What's the funniest excuse for not having your homework?

[spaz16]

What's the funniest excuse for not having your homework?

Example:

Someone in my class always used to use: "Ermmmm, well you see, I've got this horrible nasty disease called Hawokanitis that stops me from doing homework and errr I needed some time to not do any form of work; so I can't do it." It never worked though. :D

 

[Naga]

"I forgot"
"We had homework? News to me."
"..Hm?"
"Contradictions ahoy, homework."

Haven't done tht last one, though.

..yet.

 

[TheDarkArchon]

"The dog ate it so it's currently burried in the back garden and I don't want to retreive it"

Not real but meh. I can't think of any excuses I've made.

 

[spaz16]

Hey DarkArchon, try

"Well, my dog ate it and it's currently in his digestive system. But you can still have it in a few hours if you want!"

 

[Callum]

I got run over in a car accident. I got rushed to hospital so I couldn't do my homework, let alone go to school for weeks :P.

 

[spaz16]

good one.

 

[Shuffle]

"I didn't feel like it"

..what?

 

[Bigboi]

"I was too busy making a thread on the SRB2 Forums about it."

 

[hotdog003]

"I didn't want to add anything to your already heavy workload."

 

[RyanHedge]

"What's homework??? what does this word mean?"

I like that one.

 

[SRB2-Playah]

"My father is against homework, and says I'd be a family heretic to do it."

 

[Hyper Tails]

Homework? Where?

 

[Digiku]

"My cat ate my homework."

 

[clairebun]

Never really gave any funny excuse for it, but:

"Why are you asking me why I didn't do page eleven? I don't remember you doing any of this. Quit being a hypocrite and get to work, slacker!"

 

[brianv]

"I was busy with...stuff... >.> <.<"

 

[hotdog003]

My dog ate my homework. Then my science project ate my dog.

 

[Hyperknux]

My friend said this

I had a allergy test and was allergic to homework

 

[Bigboi]

"I didn't understand the questions, but I tried some of them."

Works like a charm.

 

[Qwerty]

You see..

Funny story actually. You see I left it next to my doll that I wanted to blow up, and I seemingly left my homework there, and well, I don't seemingly have it.

 

[Megamantn]

How about "I can't bring my Homework cause my Brother Drew the Finger on my Paper"?

That had to happen sometime to someone Right?