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Megamantn

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Post any prank call Transcripts of your's or other people's here.

Example: Simpsons-like Prank Call

Bart: Is Amanda there? last name Hugginkiss

Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Is there Amanda Hugginkiss? I need Amanda Hugginkiss!
 
Am I the only person who finds prank calls to be one of the most unfunny forms of pranks ever? I consider it to be even less creative and funny than even, like say, lighting dog poop on fire.

Certain people need to learn that pranks are best done in person...
 
No, I love pulling pranks and such. Prank calls are just like, the lowest form of pranks in existance. It isn't funny at all. Calling male friends Sakura-hime for an entire day. THAT'S funny.
 
Gees, I know how it feels it's just as bad as getting phone advertisement! I mean pranks our fun to pull but only when you do them to people you trust not to someone you don't know!
 
Shuffle said:
Mystic is a Wapanese *runs*
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Okay, you want context. That makes it even WORSE.

I live near DC, and it was the cherry blossom festival downtown. That weekend was a gorgeous weekend in terms of weather, so me and one of my friends went, as well as one of his friends.

Well, we were sitting at a bench eating tourist trap food, and the wind picked up. One of my friends has long hair, and had a bunch of cherry petals flying past him. It looked exactly like a bad romantic anime, and hence, we called him Sakura-hime for the rest of the day. (Sakura, for those who aren't aware, is the word for the cherry blossoms in Japanese. Hime is an honorific which means "princess".)

There you go. Context. Aren't you glad you didn't ask ^_~
 
Ah the Cherry blossoms bloom here in my town too! I think it was a gift from Japan herself, they seem to be all over I have them in my courtyard. Man what prank to pull...... Oh I played multipule versions of that computer room page along with a no surprise clip looping at maximum volume on my friend today! It drove her nuts.
 
I've never prank called anyone before, but i have had some interesting phone calls with a friend of mine, Kitty. We enjoy hanging up on each other at random times. For instance,

<Hotdog> Hey, Kit! What's up?
<Kitty> Oh, nuthin'... You?
<Hotdog> Aw, not much
*silence*
*click*
<Hotdog> You still there? Hello?

I hang up and call her back.

<Kitty> Sorry about that, I accidentally hung up on you...
<Hotdog> Oh, It's Ok. So, ...

I then immediately hang up. She calls back

<Kitty> Hey!
<Hotdog> Heehee, now we're even.
<Kitty> That wasn't funny.
*click*
*silence*
<Hotdog> Hello....??

Hang up, call her back.

<Kitty> What happened? You completely disappeared...
<Hotdog> That's strange, it sounded like you hung up on ME!
<Kitty> No, I didn't hang up on you, I only put you on mute. Hanging up would sound more like this...
*click*
*silence*

You get the idea. If our phone company charges for an initial connection I'm screwed. :P
 
Boy, you guys are nuts. All I've ever done to my friends in the way of pranks was when I "nudged" my cousin into a muddy stream. Or that one time that I laid a tripwire around my best friend's door while staying at his house. Or when I merely whistled threough the phone at him while talking and made him deaf in one ear for a few days. Or when I...

*Ahem* Anywaaaaaay... :P
 
My friend and I crank called a Gamestop last month on his N-Gage.

And crank calls are hysterical if done right. This one guy called someone in Africa, and all he did was click his tongue. XD
 
Here's a Prank Call I copied from a Site. It's has words I'm Censoring.

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From: Jon Smith <jonsmith@intersearchcorp.com>

Convience Store Robbery

This is a call a few of my friends made. I had nothing to do with it.

The names are fake.

Okay, imagine a convience store across the street directly facing a gas
station. Actually they made this call several miles away on a speaker
phone.

Jon: Hello, are you the manager and if so what is your name?

Manager: Yes, my name is Kathy.

Jon: Okay listen very carefully. I am sitting in a car in the gas
station with a loaded assault rifle and it is pointed at the
cashier. If you do not do exactly as I say, I will open fire.

Kathy: Okay! Okay! Don't hurt anybody. (She starts freaking)

Jon: If you don't shut the **** up then someone will get hurt!!! Got
it!!!!

Kathy: Okay.

Jon: Here is what I want you to do. I want you to do me a little
grocery order and then place the bag outside the back door. Got
it?

Kathy: Yes. (Trying not to cry)

Jon: I want first, a stick of butter, a car air freshener, a stick of
deodorant, a gallon of chocolate milk, a lemon ice gatorade, and a
pack of cigarettes. I have a friend waiting out back waiting to
pick it up.

Kathy: Okay, I'll get it.

Jon: One more thing, if you even attempt to call the cops, I will open
fire.

Kathy: I'm going. (fills the order and places it out back)

Kathy: I'm back. Your food is out back.

Jon: Kathy, do you know what a polygraph is?
(the person who made this call is really talking out his ass now)

Kathy: No.

Jon: Stupid ****!!! It is a lie detector and right now it is
registering off the charts. You are lying.

Tim: Kill her.

Kathy: No No!!! (bawling) I am not lying.

Jon: Kathy, you must have called the cops.

Tim: Jon, kill her.

Kathy: NOOOOOO!!!!

Jon: Now she is telling the truth so what the hell. Tim fire.

Tim: Counting down.... 5...4...3...2

Kathy: Please!!!!!!

Tim: 1

Everyone listening: BANG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Kathy: You stupid ****!!!!
 
I once was having an argument over something with a friend over the phone.
I got so mad I Smashed the phone I was using and broke it.

After a while I found my friend again, and we talked.

Turns out that his phone broke right when I broke mine!

(O_O)
 
Weird. A guy I know spends a lot of his free time prank calling places all over. Some day I bet Wal-Mart or Burger King is gonna trace him.
 
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