I told Spazzo to put the candles on the cake, but... well he 'forgot' how old Bigboi was turning out. So he ended up putting the whole pack of candles on! We soon had a nice fire going... though I don't think it should of been on the cake!
I then had the situation under control--I broke out some hot dogs, and started roasting them over the cake. After Bigboi finished putting his hat on Spazzo's face, we all enjoyed the hot dogs and what was left of the cake.
Happy birthday, Bigboi!