Ohh, you left out some good ones. lol
"GIR, reporting for duty"
"What does the G stand for?"
I Dooon't Knooww. Weeeehoohoohooo!!!!"
"It's meee! I was the turkey all along!!! I was the turkey! Me!"
"Our house, GIR, which direction is our house?"
"Um, that way, no wait, um, it's over there."
"How could you not know?! I just upgraded your guidence system!"
"Oh. I left that at home."
"You left what at home?"
"The guidy chippy thingy."
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!"
"To make room for the cupcake!"
*eats cupcake*
"I miss my cupcake..." :'(
Hahaaaa, pure genius.