Zombie swine flu.

[Shrike]

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm <- It's official. Zombies are real.

Resident evil now about swine flu. Discuss.

For the record, it redirects to a real news site. So no satire here either.

 

[Fawfulfan]

What!? I'm having a hard time believing this.

Also, why the hell is Ghana banning pork imports? You can only get swine flu from other people or from LIVE pigs, not pork products. The virus can't survive for long inside a dead creature.

 

[sims]

It's fake, though incredibly well-done.

 

[Shrike]

(15:51:47) (Prime_2) http://bouncewith.me.uk redirects to http://news.bbc.co.uk/

He's right.

 

[Blitzzo]

For the record, it redirects to a real news site. So no satire here either.

Is too satire.

There exists no such article name on news.bbc.co.uk.

bouncewith.me.uk does not redirect to news.bbc.co.uk. See here:
http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/

Also, the "Printable version" link goes to a different title article. One that doesn't mention zombies.

Sheesh, people, learn how to spot fakes. You completely ruined the humor.

 

[clairebun]

Yeah, this was way too easy to see through. If an article appears on a "mirror" site, I expect it to appear on the main site for it to be credible.

 

[AshuraXDemon]

How is the swine flu fake? The first person who died from it in the US was yesterday I think. She was 33 years old and just given birth.

 

[Eblo]

How is the swine flu fake? The first person who died from it in the US was yesterday I think. She was 33 years old and just given birth.

Wrong. The swine flu kill countless people a few decades back.

 

[Orangelink]

How is the swine flu fake? The first person who died from it in the US was yesterday I think. She was 33 years old and just given birth.

Wrong. The swine flu kill countless people a few decades back.

This is an entirely different "swine flu" than that, genius.

 

[MasterJace]

How is the swine flu fake? The first person who died from it in the US was yesterday I think. She was 33 years old and just given birth.

I'm confused about this. Considering I remember the hype about some little kid dying out here in the US a little more than a week ago and then some guy dying on monday.

Of course, I'm using Yahoo! as a source. (very bad idea)

 

[clairebun]

Christ almighty, guys. Swine flu is real, zombie swine flu is fake.

 

[Shrike]

Christ almighty, guys. Swine flu is fake, zombie swine flu is real.

Fix'd. *shot*

But in all seriousness, what if it WAS real?
What would your thoughts and reactions be?

 

[clairebun]

"SCIIIEEEEEEENCE!!!" *shakes fist*

 

[Ezer'Arch]

Ahem!

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person

>_>

 

[jet]

Dude thats kinda freaky...

 

[Scarbo the Black Sheep]

Actually, he was pointing out the incorrect grammar.