When eating animal-shaped food, where do you first bite?

[Boinciel]

Animal crackers, marshmallow birds, chocolate rabbits and more. If the food you eat looks like an animal, where do you bite it? Do you bite the head off and then casually toss aside the body, making people think you are morbid? Do you chew off the feet first because you fear eating the head? Or do you just not care and eat it the way you pull it out of the bag?
Personally, I snap the confection in half and shove both halves in my mouth at the breaking point.

 

[Sep]

I usually let it frolic on the wild table for a few moments before pouncing onto it from the floor, decimating it's body before it ever makes it to my mouth.

Alternatively I eat the head first so it can't scream.

 

[sonicfreak94]

I also eat the head first. ^.^

 

[RE4FAN]

I find it enjoying to bite a chocolate Frogs head off..Or bunny...
I'm very sadistic with eating animal food. >_> <_<

 

[Chaos]

Whatever I can bite first.

 

[Sumakima]

I just chow down, devouring it in less than a second.

 

[DroxSorcerer]

Which ever side is facing me when I hold it.

 

[Jazz]

Well, in the case of animal crackers, I eat multiple ones at a time. So animal quantity is more important than which part of their anatomy is consumed first.

 

[I'll Begin]

The groin.

No i lied. I mostly bite the head off or pop the entire thing in my mouth.

 

[Ice]

I break the neck so it'll stop moving around so much...

 

[Kaysakado]

I lmfao'd at this whole topic.

Anyways, I give each animal a unique and gruesome death. Half the time, I don't even eat them, because who wants to eat something that's been attacked with a blowtorch in some way?

 

[Chengi]

I also eat the head first. ^.^

 

[SsJMonkey]

I break the neck so it'll stop moving around so much...

Yep.

 

[Eidolon]

I stick it in my pants and let it get a little warmed up first.




pants pocket you sick, sick freaks.

 

[Penopat]

It's the snack that smiles back? Not anymore.

 

[Earuto]

I don't pay attention to it, I just usaully eat it.

 

[StarBlazer]

The head or legs. lol

 

[hyperson]

I eat the a441(hold shift!)first ♥!

 

[tailsmastermind]

I usually eat it all, or I break the head off of the body and eat whichever side I feel like.

 

[Guitarplaya]

Me evil.

I torture it by going tail-first, finishing with the head. Not that I really eat those anymore.