What the hell, Google?

[Bigboi]

http://www.google.com/googlegulp/index.html

 

[SRB2-Playah]

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What the heck?

 

[Rob]

I'm thirsty.

 

[hotdog003]

Someone from the I.T. department got their hands on the web server again...

 

[Monsteriestyn]

They all don't even look tasty anyways.

 

[SSNTails]

That thing's been around for like a year now...

 

[Digiku]

A 2005 "April Fool's" joke. Sorry :P.

Google can seriously go places, though!

 

[GB250]

Creepy. Hilarious, but creepy.

 

[JetKrazy]

...O...k..........

that was.....yeah.......

 

[Bigboi]

Quench your thirst for knowledge.

At Google our mission is to organize the world's information and make it useful and accessible to our users. But any piece of information's usefulness derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who's using it. That's why we're pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of "smart drinks" designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.

Think fruity. Think refreshing.
Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it's low in carbs! And with flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you'll never run out of ways to quench your thirst for knowledge.

 

[Spazzo]

Now with 25% computer chips, buy the super drink that will enhance your hatrid for all things Google!
*shot*

 

[SSNTails]

I can see it now...

G * MART

 

[Bigboi]

Google is the Wal Mart of the internet.

 

[Rob]

I'm thinking GRC...
For those of you who don't get it, Google Relay Chat.

 

[Spazzo]

Giagra! *bricked*
Viagra, silly ^_^()

 

[Ritz]

That was perhaps the most disturbing thing I have ever read during my extensive period of exposure to the internets. And do note that I've been linked to David Gonterman's works and ninja yaoi fanfics on more than one occasion.

I must admit that they had me scared for a second.

 

[Bigboi]

ninja yaoi fanfics on more than one occasion.

Only one question. Why?

 

[Ritz]

Well, for one, I was in #hugs at the time.

 

[Bigboi]

Tell me what that is. I'm scared to go there now.

 

[Ritz]

You haven't heard of it before? I mention it all the time on IRC.