what begins with "*" and ends with "***"

[big_al0591]

i was thinking it would be fun to start a topic like this.
write something funny or not-in one sentence or a couple of words-
that starts with "*" and ends with "***"

an example: flaming duck!

 

[Dash the Hedgehog]

Err. Flip your rubber duck?

 

[Shuffle]

Lets not and say we did.