Things a sonic character would never say....

[sonadow]

just add anything you can think of to this post. keeping to the subject of course.

heres a couple of mine:

Rouge: Tails the Fox! Your WAY too hung up on your work...you need to relax alittle...
Tails: ROUGE THE BAT! ARE YOU TRYING TO SEDUCE ME?!
Rouge: WHAT?! no!
Tails: damn.....


*sonic is minding his own business, tails walks over*
Tails: SONIC! will you marry me?!
Sonic: uh...i think i hear amy calling...
*sonic starts running away...*
Tails: *sob, sniff* oh its not fair.... why?... why?....
*eggman comes over to comfort tails and hands him a ray gun*
*tails gets up*
Tails: *sniff* if i cant have you....*aims* no-one can
*tails fires the gun, turns sonic to a pile of dust, goes on to rule the world and makes eggman his butler*

 

[tails92]

* me stays away from this topic*

 

[Shadow Hog]

God, I hate these topics. It almost always boils down to something completely and utterly unfunny and just sheer random nonsense, with characters acting way too out-of-character (regardless of whether that's the point or not) and grammar that would make Buddy Christ (albeit not necessarily Jesus) weep.

 

[Chaos Zero 64]

Let's just ignore this topic and let it die.

 

[firemario1001]

It's not a couplez topic. You should be thankful.

 

[Bigboi]

I'm not even going to post in this thread.

...


>_>

 

[Ritz]

Hey look, it's SSMB!

Should I get Roarey to post? That'd be awesome.

 

[sonadow]

:( i understand....