The things in fortune cookies nowadays...

[Rob]

About a year ago, you could get nice, realistic fortunes in fortune cookies. Today, you are very capabable of getting the strangest things, as I found out today. During a family gathering at a chinese restaraunt, I opened my fortune cookie, and found this:

Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer.

It gave my family quite a laugh. Then my little brother opened his:

Ignore previous cookie.

My stomach was cramped for the rest of the meal.

 

[Spazzo]

XD
Peice of advice: Dont go to that place again.

 

[Eidolon]

You have got to be pulling my leg...

Well, I wouldn't say it's fake:

You will find power in what you desire most.

... I desire Hershey's Milk Chocolate...

 

[Ritz]

Add "In bed" to the end of your fortunes. Lotsa fun.

 

[Walter RPG´s]

About a year ago, you could get nice, realistic fortunes in fortune cookies. Today, you are very capabable of getting the strangest things, as I found out today. During a family gathering at a chinese restaraunt, I opened my fortune cookie, and found this:

Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer.

It gave my family quite a laugh. Then my little brother opened his:

Ignore previous cookie.

My stomach was cramped for the rest of the meal.

XD
Oh boz mys say: Dont want to go deep of the air...bla..bla...bla..

and i think: WHAT? TO DEEP of the AIR? The Cookie was ether a fake or a joke....

Walter

 

[TailsDoll]

Add "In bed" to the end of your fortunes. Lotsa fun.

But, "in bed" jokes are overrated these days.

 

[Bigboi]

Add "In bed" to the end of your fortunes. Lotsa fun.

Actually, its better as "between the sheets".

"Children will bring you great joy..."

 

[Monsteriestyn]

Now THAT was funnier!

 

[Bigboi]

It seems that the student has surpassed the master.

 

[Mimiru]

I once got one that said,
You're destined for a life alone, even though you deserve to be with someone.

....
You're destined for a life alone, even though you deserve to be with someone (between the sheets)

Yeaaaah..I suppose it is more interesting that way..

 

[Bigboi]

 

[ST218]

You have an ability to sense and know higher truth

Damn straight.

 

[Spazz]

Cheap suit! Cheap suit!

Here's some nice fortunes I've gotten from fortune cookies:

Scanned 'em myself. =Þ

 

[Ritz]

Actually, its better as "between the sheets".

I don't see how, it's the same thing.

 

[Mimiru]

Well, **** and crap are the same thing however you tell me which sentence is funnier

"OH MY GOD YOU GOT **** ALL OVER ME"
or
"OH MY GOD YOU GOT CRAP ALL OVER ME"

I think I know your answer

Do NOT evade the curse filter. Do it again and there WILL be a tempban.

 

[hotdog003]

I once got one that said,
You're destined for a life alone, even though you deserve to be with someone.

....
You're destined for a life alone, even though you deserve to be with someone (between the sheets)

Yeaaaah..I suppose it is more interesting that way..

0_0
Tomorrow is chinese food night... I think I'll run away or something. >.<

 

[JTE]

Meh. Didn't want to put in the effort of copying and pasting the actual letters or anything like that to make it look realer then this.

 

[Wazzup?_10]

Once I got a fortune cookie saying "The end of the world as we know it will be after world war III.That war is nearing."

 

[Bigboi]

You idiot.

 

[BlazingPhoenix]

Ignore previous cookie.

o_O