The Expendables

[Bobinator]

Anyone got any plans to see this? I'm hoping to hopefully see it in the theater with my cousin this weekend, because I've got a really huge thing for brainless action movies. I don't know how they managed to get Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Sylvester Stallone into one movie, but they better not do anything to waste such a golden opportunity. From what it looks like, though, they're just supporting roles, but I hope they all get at least one good scene together.

One thing that kind of worries me is that there might be a lot of talk about the morality of war or whatever since it's apparently about a group of mercenaries. It'd be OK in any other movie with this kind of theme, but with so many stars with movies that don't really go into the complications of shooting hundreds of people in this movie, that really wouldn't be much of a match. I hope it won't slow down the action buzz too much if there is.

 

[Bigboi]

I've concocted a study about this movie, and have come to an outcome. Every human in the world fits into two groups.

GROUP A: Those who want to see this movie
GROUP B: Those who do not have penises.

 

[clairebun]

It looks like the epitome of manliness, so I'll probably watch it.

 

[Chaos Knux]

What BW said. Chuck Norris spit on the original print with Dane Cook playing every role, it morphed into this godly pile of win.

 

[DanteEX]

I'm hoping it's one of those movies that uses excessive cliches while still staying original. Especially considering the actors.