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TASTES LIKE HEDGEHOG
Sonic Robo Blast 2 exhales scented pleasure into our eyes
THE YEAR IS 1997. The Internet consists of Yahoo! and a couple of photoshopped pictures of Bert and Ernie being gay in a car. A man on the telly is warning you between programmes not to underestimate the power of Playstation. The Mega Drive was given a nobleman's burial, but a drunken Saturn is weaving around the graveyard, doing piddles on the flowers and laughing.
It's a sci-fi dystopia, so it is. This is the environment that spurned then schoolboy Sonikku to make his own Sonic game using Click N Play (sic). He freely admits it looked horrendous, which is why he joined forces with fellow fanboy SSNTails to create Sonic Team Junior, switched to the Doom engine, and sculpted Robo Blast 2 from a hill of rings, sprites and sound effects.
Sonic aficionados now have a loyal fan community of their own - and it's impressive, considering the professional effort of the grown-up Sonic Team, to see how well the wee upstarts have translated the action of early Sonic into a pretty, and pretty playable 3D game. They've even got Internet multiplayer with seven play styles and ten dedicated mini-maps. If you played Sonic Heroes and Sonic Racing (sic) to be left with a huge question mark rotating above your head, then play this. It's by no means perfects, but it's full of love. And best of all, Sonic doesn't talk or - urgaff - have a girlfriend.