Yugi2
Member
This may be strange for me [serioustopiclololo], and I know you've probably heard this a million times. But, as we all know, the Sonic series has been taking quite the downward run. The Sonic series is lackluster. The Genesis games were quite good, same for the Adventure series. However, it all started sucking at Sonic Heroes. After that, everything went for the worse. It became more focus on graphics and story rather than gameplay.
And now, something slightly related.
Alas, poor Sonic The Hedgehog. I knew it, gamers. A game of infinite humor, of most excellent fancy. It hath borne me on incredible gameplay a thousand times. Now, abhorred in my imagination it is...my gorge RIMS at it (whatever the hell that means). Here hung this cartridge I have inserted into my Genesis I know not how oft. Where be your Badniks now? Your Robotnik? Your Spin Dash? Your flashes of wackiness that were wont to set gamers on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own Chao? Quite chap-fallen? Now, get ye to SEGA's chamber, and tell them, let them stop the douchebaggery of your characters that are original, to this favor they must come. Make them laugh at that...
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And now, something slightly related.
Alas, poor Sonic The Hedgehog. I knew it, gamers. A game of infinite humor, of most excellent fancy. It hath borne me on incredible gameplay a thousand times. Now, abhorred in my imagination it is...my gorge RIMS at it (whatever the hell that means). Here hung this cartridge I have inserted into my Genesis I know not how oft. Where be your Badniks now? Your Robotnik? Your Spin Dash? Your flashes of wackiness that were wont to set gamers on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own Chao? Quite chap-fallen? Now, get ye to SEGA's chamber, and tell them, let them stop the douchebaggery of your characters that are original, to this favor they must come. Make them laugh at that...
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