Dear Guitarplaya;
I am posting this in reply to a message posted by you in this thread, and
instead of continuing a civil conversation I have decided to flame you.
I am flaming you because:
[X] I can't
[ ] I disagree with your stated opinion
[ ] I don't like the tone of your message
[ ] I need to ridicule others to validate myself and/or my opinions
[ ] I need Troll Game(tm) points
[ ] You bumped an old topic without adding anything useful
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread with a long, stupid message
[ ] You dated my sibling
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[X] You posted
[ ] False information
[ ] A "me > u" message
[ ] An "All your base" reference
[ ] A message with needless Religious overtones
[ ] A message containing "1337 talk"
[ ] A racist message
[ ] An accusation with no proof
[ ] An unprovoked, worthlessly offensive message
[ ] A "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] Without bothering to read or understand what has already been said
[ ] Something totally uninteresting
[X] Nothing in particular, just posted
[ ] You provoked me because you flamed me first
[ ] You double/triple posted instead of using the edit feature
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[X] You have not stopped posting yet
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd
[ ] You failed to use proper punctuation, capitalization and/or grammar
[X] You just plain suck Oooh, a challenge... No, really, I do TaeKwonDo.
[X] You shared an intimate relationship with my house pet/automotive vehicle/favorite house plant
[ ] You agree with the opinion of someone I already dislike
[ ] You reminded me of something I said previously that contradicts my current argument
[ ] You mentioned my name, and I percieved it as a threat regardless of context
[ ] You tried to end this discussion by invoking Godwin's Law
[ ] You said you were leaving but you're still here
[ ] You use the color/bold/underline tags excessively
[ ] You filled out one of these forms and directed it at me
[ ] You mentioned someone or something of which I am affiliated/associated, and I
percieved it as a threat regardless of context
In retaliation, I:
[X] Compare you to a part of the human anatomy
[X] Compare your message and/or general opinions to fecal matter
[ ] Invoke Godwin's Law
[ ] Give your AIM/YIM/MSN/E-mail account to others to organize a warn/flood attack you Sorry, only got E-mail.
[X] Have contacted my lawyer seeking monetary damages for Libel/Defamation/Emotional pain
[ ] Have contacted your ISP asking them to cancel/suspend your account
[ ] Have located your home/office address and have begun signing you up for junk mail
[ ] Will abuse my powers as a Moderator/Administrator to silence you
[ ] Will create multiple accounts under different names to continue flaming you after being banned
[X] WILL TYPE IN ALL CAPS
[X] Shall continue posting to spite you
[X] Consider your education Sorry, I beg your pardon? I am in the largest intermediate school in New Zealand.
[X] Nonexistant
[X] Incomplete
[X] Incorrect
[X] Accuse you of perverse sexual acts
[X] With yourself
[X] With a member or members of your immediate family
[X] With inanimate object
[X] With house pet(s) When was THAT?!?!?
[X] Mock your
[X] Efforts/accomplishments No, I got finalist in 'Academic Acheivement'
[X] Social status Hey! I have a girlfriend, you know!
[ ] Spelling
[ ] Native country
[ ] Religion
[ ] Lifestyle
[ ] Political Ideals
[X] Sexual identity and/or preference in partners
[X] Recommend
[ ] Medication
[ ] Corrective surgery
[X] Institutionalization
[ ] Euthanasia
[X] Getting a life Freakin' hell, I've GOT one.
[X] A prolonged hiatus from this forum
[ ] That an administrator cancel/suspend your account
[X] Propose that
[X] You are filled with fecal matter
[X] You are of sub-average intelligence/physical ability *Ahem*, I am in the ACCELERANT CWSA CLASS AT SCHOOL.
[X] Various parts of your body are abnormally small/large Only my brain is large =)
[X] You, your parents or siblings are sexually permiscuous
*see end*
[ ] You are afflicted with a genetic disorder
[ ] Your parents are related
[X] You are a paedophile
[X] You are a terrorist Never used a gun
[X] You are a Nazi/Facist Those guys are a**ho**s
[X] You are a Republican *Ahem*
[ ] You are a "Grammar Nazi"
[ ] Will contact/conjure/discover
[ ] Long-term friends of mine who will continue to flame you on my behalf
[ ] An "expert" who agrees with my opinions
[ ] A website that refutes your opinions
[ ] A definition in the dictionary that makes you look stupid for using a word wrong
[ ] My own forum/list/blog where I can mock you without fear of retribution
[ ] An associate/affiliate who is someone IMPORTANT who can do BAD THINGS to you
I feel that:
[X] By flaming at you, I can make you stop posting Lol. Ab_so_lute_ LOL
[X] You are a Nazi/Facist/Dictator You've already said that.
[ ] You are abusing your powers as a Moderator/Administrator
[X] I am wrong
[X] I am intrinsically worse than you in every way
[ ] I make more money than you Oooh, chop.
[X] I am under no obligation to prove anything to you. I am.
[X] My opinion is less valuable than yours
[X] You are civilized enough to post in these forums
[X] You have helped pork biproducts
[X] You are teh ownz0rs
[X] Your spouse/significant other is
[ ] Related to you
[ ] Of a different species
[X] Nonexistant Precisely. I'M ELEVEN FOR GAWD'S SAKE!
As proof of my suckiness, I:
[X] Will use the color/bold/underline tags excessively
[ ] Have been banned from other forums/lists/blogs that share your opinion
[X] Have a website that
[ ] Has a forum
[ ] Has been featured on cruel.com
[ ] Has been featured on crank.net
[X] I tried to make, but never managed to get it on the net
[ ] Uses the <blink> tag
[X] Have been cited as a loser by
[ ] Other websites/forums/blogs
[ ] The National Enquirer
[ ] Weekly World News
[X] Seventy sources I can/will not disclose at this time
[ ] Have written articles published in
[ ] Other websites/forums/blogs
[ ] The National Enquirer
[ ] Weekly World News
[ ] Adult magazines
As punishment, I should:
[X] Give up my AOL Internet account
[X] Get stuffed
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[X] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[X] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[X] Take a bath in bleach
[X] Drink out of a spittoon/toilet
[X] Grind a rail on my scrotum
[ ] Be forced to watch a 72-hour "Hamtaro" Marathon
[X] Eat/suck/lick my
[X] Ass
[X] Genitals
[X] Feet
[X] Back
[X] Grandmother
[X] House pet
[ ] All of the above
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] All your base are belong to me
[ ] QED
[ ] 1 R 1337
[ ] Pwned
[ ] GG no re
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Me > u
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I'm leaving!
[ ] ...and this time I really mean it!
[ ] Go back under your rock
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] STFU botter
[ ] RTFM/STFW
[ ] "...and the horse you rode in on!"
[X] None of these
