Pointless Rant Time... OMIGOD

[Cy-Chan]

There was once a man called Alfred. This is a pointless name due to it never being used again. Now, this man, y'see, had an apple on his belt, but y'see, it'was actually an onion, y'see. So, I had an onion on my belt, y'see, but it was BLUE! Y'see. It was blue, because I had picked it, and it was blue. Blue one's are real nice, y'see, apart from the core, y'see. So I went into town, with a blue onion on my belt, y'see. The blue onions are blue, y'see, but not sky blue, y'see, but dark blue, y'see. Now, I had an onion on my belt, that was blue, y'see, and I went into town with it, y'see, on my belt. Y'see. I went into the butchers, y'see, and I order a leg o' lamb, y'see, but they daren't have none, so I left, y'see, with people looking at meh onion, y'see. Then, I fainted, y'see, and was dragged to hospital, y'see, then I dreamt, y'see, that I was eating the blue onion y'see, then I woke up, y'see, and there was the onion, y'see, with the ol', nasty core left, y'see, but then I said... 'NO! MUST, EAT!' and chased after the moving, blue onion, y'see. Then... it attacked the lamp, then 'NOOOOO!', I protected the lamp, and the onion ran off, I chased, then grabbed a fork, UGH! Missed... UGH! Missed... Then, it tripped, I took my chance, y'see, and went, y'see, ARRRRRRRR! and caught it, y'see. And that's the story of something this story is supposed to be the story of...

 

[Y2Jake]

*Shakes his head and walks off* Okay Mystic, do your thing.

 

[Cy-Chan]

...Shut up you. You're the reason I've gone insane... I mean... Insainererererer... (Ps: Yes, Mystic, please do lock this thing...)

 

[SadisticMystic]

Why lock when he can move it to HP so that the team can leave its indelible marks on this topic, without a damn thing you can do about it?

 

[Shuffle]

Heh, that was very interesting, Cy ^_^
Now what was the point? :P

 

[JetKrazy]

Actually, I'm with the other. This topic shouldbe *drum roll*

Locked

Ok, I had my fun

 

[Mystic]

Stupid topic.

Since everyone said to, I won't lock it.

Behold the power of cheese.

 

[SadisticMystic]

"Behold" is so 5 years ago.

It's "Aaaah, the power of cheese" now.

 

[Ultrasonic05]

Rofl, I must've seen that commercial, like, 5 yrs ago.

 

[Walan]

There was once a man called Alfred.

 

[hotdog003]

I don't know which is more pointless: This topic, or "How do I jump?".

Knowing Mystic, he would've locked this topic without a hesitation. I wonder why?

 

[Pikawil]

I don't know which is more pointless: This topic, or "How do I jump?".

You spelled "How do you make a topic" wrong.

 

[ST218]

I don't know which is more pointless: This topic, or "How do I jump?".

You spelled "How do you make a topic" wrong.

Now come on. Don't correct him if you can't spell "How do I act stupid" right.

 

[hotdog003]

Huh? Did I miss something?
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