Sik
Member
I've found some old topic I made some time ago. I hope this isn't stupid enough to be locked. It's mean as a joke, don't take it seriously, and is certainly old... But man, a lot of things there are true!
With you, the n00b rules!
I insist, this should be converted to a Flash movie or something XD
With you, the n00b rules!
- Break the rules ALWAYS.
- Make non-sense and off-topic posts as much as possible. If they're the 100% of your messages, better yet.
- Bump all the old topics you can find. If you can bump the first post in the messageboard, better yet.
- Pos no undrstndbl n misepld mesagse alwyas. |f 1337, 83++3|2 y3+.
- Always think that because you say something it's right and that everybody else is wrong.
- Ignore popular knowledge as much as possible. Don't read the pages about the topic of the messageboard, just post without worrying about it. And of course, don't use Google or any other searcher.
- If you watch something you didn't saw before, asume that nobody knew about it and post it as the amazing news of the millenium, being you the discoverer.
- Always think that you're the best. Always think that the administrators and moderators are worth nothing and that everybody should follow you. If possible, flame the administrators and the moderators.
- Create flamewars as much as possible.
- Propose stupid games/polls/etc. to the people as often as possible. The more stupid it is, the best it is.
- Your nick should be something stupid or non-sense.
- Try to get all your posts and topics in the Spam/Trash forum of the messageboard if possible.
- After anything you can't explain or you can't say anything about, say "LOL INTERNET".
- Don't have a life outside internet.
- Do anything else that isn't explicity specified here that annoys decent people.
- Get banned as fast as possible.
- Spam the messageboard with fake accounts and such stuff after being banned.
If you follow all those rules, consider yourself a professional n00b and you're the perfect candidate for the "w00t guru n00b" prize. If you get banned from everywhere, then you're an "1337 ultimate n00b", and you're in conditions to teach to more learners to be expert n00bs.
I insist, this should be converted to a Flash movie or something XD