MJ innocent.

[Bigboi]

Discuss.

 

[akirahedgehog]

Im very shocked. You would think he would have got at least one count.

EDIT: Its another sign of the apocalypse!!!!

 

[shadowstar]

MJ? Micheal Jackson?

 

[akirahedgehog]

Michael Jackson is correct. 100 points.

 

[Spazzo]

MJ? Micheal Jackson?

Yep. [groaner_joke]The plastic bag has lived. NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/groaner_joke]

 

[Mystic]

From #srb2:

<Bartman> Well, still
<Bartman> Theres people thats done more dumb and questionable things that Mike has ever done
<Bartman> Even though Michael is pretty crazy himself
<Kyoma> Now you see.. Michael Jackson is guilty
<Kyoma> But this isn't the same Michael
<Kyoma> This is a cyborg
<Nelson> Right...
<Bartman> Brilliant deduction
<Kyoma> From the future who was sent to destroy MJ because he is the only hope for humanity
<Bartman> I better do the dishes right now
<Kyoma> But the cyborg has failed
<Kyoma> And will soon self-destruct.. And by self-destruct I mean get another nose job or something
<JJKitsune> D:
<Nelson> Har.
<Nelson> Sirius is playing Michael Jackson on their 80's station. :P
<Tets> Won't he eventually self destruct from getting too many nose jobs?
* Magi is now known as MagiWork
<TonicBH> I'm still wondering what the hell happened to his black skin
* Marc[Dinner] (hapisan@host81-153-20-212.range81-153.btcentralplus.com) has joined #srb2
* Marc (hapisan@host81-153-20-212.range81-153.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Write Error: Connection reset by peer)
* Marc[Dinner] is now known as Marc
<Nelson> He says it's a skin disease.
<Ice_Dragon> really though
<Ice_Dragon> When I really think about it?
<Ice_Dragon> If I were that kid? I'd lie.
<Tets> Everyone knows all paedophiles are white. That's what happened.

Tets so wins the internet today.

 

[akirahedgehog]

Ok... @_@ My local radio stations are all now playing MJ music. :P

 

[SSNTails]

<Nelson> He says it's a skin disease.

"INSOLENT FOOLBOY! ..... It's a skin condition!" - Zim

 

[Omega the Hedgehog]

Yeah! If he has a skin condition, then why aren't you picking on Old Kid? *shot*

Yes, just heard the news. F***ing pathetic.

 

[SSC]

Man, I must be the only one that knew he wasn't guilty the whole time. The accusers were changing their story so much.

 

[ST218]

Says the person that has an avatar saying "OBEY ME"...

 

[hotdog003]

*sigh*
I tell ya... Our juries are getting corrupteder and corrupteder.

 

[SSC]

Says the person that has an avatar saying "OBEY ME"...

What does my avatar have to do with someone changing their story? Do you know something I don't?

 

[Omega the Hedgehog]

MJ tells the press to obey him or he'll do unspeakable acts to their children.

 

[Ritz]

<LSnK> LATEST NEWS: Michael Jackson has been reported to have sung "you've been struck by, you've been hit by, a smoooth criminal" whilst he moonwalked out of the courtroom, pointing at the kids

 

[akirahedgehog]

I thought he might do some thing like that. :P

 

[Bigboi]

Did he really do that? How in the Hell do you go from making Thriller to touching kids?

 

[akirahedgehog]

He was already touching kids when he made thriller. What do you think he is talking about in song? He is running around in his neverland mansion chasing kids.

Michael Jackson sang...

1st verse
It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
You’re paralyzed
Chorus
’cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it’s thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

2nd verse
You hear the door slam and realize there’s nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you’ll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin’ up behind
You’re out of time

Chorus
’cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain’t no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
You know it’s thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight

Bridge
Night creatures call
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There’s no escapin’ the jaws of the alien this time
(they’re open wide)
This is the end of your life

3rd verse
They’re out to get you, there’s demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All thru the night I’ll save you from the terror on the screen,
I’ll make you see
Chorus
That this is thriller, thriller night
’cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight

(rap performed by vincent price)
Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y’awl’s neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse’s shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller


(into maniacal laugh, in deep echo)

 

[hotdog003]

That song scares me. Greatly.

 

[Walan]

That song scares me. Greatly.

Vincent Price was one of the greatest men to ever live.

In other news, I thought the saddest thing about this whole trial were the idiot MJ fans who stood outside the courtroom for three months, thinking that they played some part in the ruling.

I am a huge Michael Jackson fan, but at least I went to work during the trial. You know, that whole "being a productive member of society" thing.