Chompy
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Alright, I'm bored, it's a Saturday night, so time for another hillarious post by Chompy, yay!!! This time we'll look at some "isms".
Listed below are "isms" and there meanings... enjoy!
Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.
Communism: Yon have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and it may give you some of the milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government, and the government sells it.
Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.
Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.
Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons.
(Source Tallhassee Democrat - Ann Landers)
Listed below are "isms" and there meanings... enjoy!
Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.
Communism: Yon have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and it may give you some of the milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government, and the government sells it.
Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.
Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.
Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons.
(Source Tallhassee Democrat - Ann Landers)
