Nobody's going to read this, so I must answer no.
Will do, Senator Humphrey.
I LIKE HOT TACO SAUCE, but I hate the Philadelphia kind; too orangey. Mayonnaise is all right, but only in sandwiches, if I don't pay attention. My cousin was one eaten by a bloody blob of mayonnaise, but because Germany could not arrive on time, I annihilated the blob with... a bale of hay. I didn't have any sandwich bread handy, nor any tomatoes or the lettuce of Fox.
So, uh... the moral of the story is that I have no qualms with taco sauce.