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Hey guys!!! I'm Sik!!! I'm back again!!! I first supposed that the server was down these days, but what server is down during THREE weeks? Today I recieved this call (translated as I can):

THEY - Hi? Your account will be suspended the 1st August until you pay the service (that's not a problem, I'll pay the 30th, and yes, I said that after this piece that I wrote)
ME - What? I have suspended my account since 3rd July!!!
THEY - What? Well, then your account will be reactivated.

Uf!!! However, I wasn't down these days:

  • I wrote four more chapters of SRB2Town, that I'm uploading now. Well, five, but one of them was "banned" because it have some hot scenes (however, I have a copy of it in my HD, it's REALLY weird to delete it).
  • I completed Sonic Heroes.
  • I redisegned my page completely.
  • I created a new character for SRB2 Town.
  • Etc.

Now, talk me about the things happened here during these days!!!
 
DAMMIT WHY CAN'T I POST OMG DID YOU BAN ME MYSTIC?!?!?!?!11

Edit by Mystic: Ban evasion. Permban.
 
Welcome back, Sik!
This is a chapter I wrote
Code: 
<Bill Gates> You not think we can organize an attack against Sik? 
<Eggman> Eh... What?
<Bill Gates> An attack against Sik
<Eggman> Seems interesting...
<Bill Gates> Yeah. We will simply use my patented ping-pong-BaZOOka!(TM). It can shoot 1000000 tennis balls at the second
<Eggman> What you said? :) 
<Bill Gates> 1000000 tennis balls at the second
<Eggman> METAL ZONBA... COME HERE!!!
<Metal Zonba> What ... stop... I... stop... must... stop... do... stop ... ,Sir?
<Eggman> You must kill Sik, NOW! NO EXCUSES ACCEPTED!!!
<Metal Zonba> OK ... beep...

Metal Zonba walks in the street and sees Sik

<Metal Zonba> ... [Sik detected] ... [ kill detected objects ] ...
Metal Zonba throws a fireball to Sik, but Sik avoids it

<Sik> Who are you?
<Metal Zonba> unsatisfied symbol: who_i_am
<Sik> What?
<Metal Zonba> unsatisfied symbol: what_i_must_do
<Sik> Another silly robot...
Metal Zonba becomes crazy and randomly shots 1000000 ping-pong balls (thanks to ping-pong-BaZOOka!(TM) )
But...? Metal Zonba hit himselves with a ball! And in the CPU!

<Metal Zonba> PA-RISC 8900!!!
<Sik> You're the stupidest thing on the world, anynomous robot!

Sik grabs a ball and throws it to the silly robot
Sik hits Metal Zonba's ram... and brokes it!

<Metal Zonba> _KERNEL CRASHED!_ dumping core... 10% 20% 30% 50% 80% 100% ... completed

Metal Zonba dies because it tried to write on unexistant ram and finished to write on the kernel!

Bill Gates goes in the street for looking the situation...

<Bill Gates> HAAAAAA! ;_; My beloved METAL ZONBA!!!!
<Sik> Destroyed
<Bill Gates> You're the damned torquoise hedgehog of whom Eggman talked to me!!
GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRR! >:( NOW I KILL YOU!! MICROSOFT ENGINEERS COME HERE!!!!!!....
<Sik> ...

Sik kills Bill Gates

<Sik> Et voilà!

I have bad english...
 
tails92 said:
I have bad english...
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Not worse as my English...

However, XD Nice chapter... And there are a lot of guys waiting kill to Bill Gates too... Oh, and yes, if that happens... I'll do that :P I'll save that chapter in my HD.
 
hotdog003 said:
As strange as it may seem, I think he posted that to be funny.
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I suppose that he's true... A moderator can do the things that the normal users can do too... Why a moderator must be serious always, eh?
 
It's like your 8th grade science teacher. When you're in his class, he seems like a grouch, but seeing him in the hallway makes you think he's not so bad.
 
What happened? Did Mystic make another back up of the database after a441 posted that? XD

Now THIS would be funny... Setting the rank title, but not actually banning himself. Good for an April Fools... ?
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