If you were a Sonic character, what would you do?

[NeonSonik]

OK, If you were a Sonic Character, what would be your signature line?

What abilities would you have?

Who would be your rivals?

What would your name be?

What species would you be?






You can decide what you'd do!

 

[clairebun]

Name: Dick the Asshole
Ability: Fuck things up
Species: Asshole
Rivals: None, they're too afraid to get their shit wrecked

 

[NeonSonik]

Not the thing I expected nor ever wanted to see, perverted moron.

 

[Jellybones]

Not the thing I expected nor ever wanted to see

welcome to the internet

Name: Dick the Asshole
Ability: Fuck things up
Species: Asshole
Rivals: None, they're too afraid to get their shit wrecked

i'd babysit that

 

[clairebun]

What's perverted? I just said my character would be a dick. And an asshole.

 

[Rex The Kitsune]

Not the thing I expected nor ever wanted to see, perverted moron.

Someone doesn't get the joke.
I don't see the point of this thread. This is going to turn into an 'original character' sharing thread. :/

 

[Eblo]

I sure am glad you're the voice of reason here, Rex. If you hadn't posted, this thread might have become some seriously spammy junk! Golly gee, that was close.

 

[Rob]

I don't think I need to explain this one.

Locked.