I'll post my rant here.
NOTE: If any of you are secretly part of the Bush Federation, don't come to my house and kidnap me in the middle of the night and then put out the story that terrorists killed me.
1. The war in Iraq
George Bush simply started the war because he wanted to stay in office. Most people don't like changing presidents during a war, because it would mess up the previous president's plans. So now that George Bush has gotten reelected, he should stop the war, right?
Right, but George bush is an idiot and thinks America will lose money or some other crap like that if he forfiets. We won't. We'll stop ourselves from losing money.
2. The 9/11
George Bush was reading to a class of kindergardeners on 9/11. Seems innocent enough, right? Wrong. After the secret service peoples told him that the hijacked planes flew into the twin towers, he kept reading to the kindergardeners for a full seven minutes. There's a video somewhere on the internets. Then later, when he was asked about continuing to read, he said he was "gathering his thoughts."
3. The stupidity
First off, why did George Bush want to stay in office? He didn't do a godamn thing except send more troops into Iraq, and he only needed to do that if he stayed in office.
Second off, 9/11 was caused by his lying about the war in Iraq. So, he caused it. Technically.
Third off, by sending more troops to Iraq, he's killing others for his own misdoings. So, he's selfish. And stupid. And satanic. And etc.
EDIT: Fixed typos.
NOTE: If any of you are secretly part of the Bush Federation, don't come to my house and kidnap me in the middle of the night and then put out the story that terrorists killed me.
1. The war in Iraq
George Bush simply started the war because he wanted to stay in office. Most people don't like changing presidents during a war, because it would mess up the previous president's plans. So now that George Bush has gotten reelected, he should stop the war, right?
Right, but George bush is an idiot and thinks America will lose money or some other crap like that if he forfiets. We won't. We'll stop ourselves from losing money.
2. The 9/11
George Bush was reading to a class of kindergardeners on 9/11. Seems innocent enough, right? Wrong. After the secret service peoples told him that the hijacked planes flew into the twin towers, he kept reading to the kindergardeners for a full seven minutes. There's a video somewhere on the internets. Then later, when he was asked about continuing to read, he said he was "gathering his thoughts."
3. The stupidity
First off, why did George Bush want to stay in office? He didn't do a godamn thing except send more troops into Iraq, and he only needed to do that if he stayed in office.
Second off, 9/11 was caused by his lying about the war in Iraq. So, he caused it. Technically.
Third off, by sending more troops to Iraq, he's killing others for his own misdoings. So, he's selfish. And stupid. And satanic. And etc.
EDIT: Fixed typos.