how the heck do you....

[Scorchia]

how the heck do you jump in SRB2?

 

[SSNTails]

Wow...

... I'm not even going to answer this one.

RTFM

 

[Mystic]

Man, I really don't know what to say. If you can't figure out either what the jump key defaults to or how to change it to what you want, you really may be the stupidest person on the internet. Here are three seperate methods you could have used to discover the answer on your own:

1. Read the f*cking manual. This is probably the best answer, since it will probably teach you stuff on how the game plays as well, answering your next question: "How do I spin dash?"
2. Go into the options and find where to configure the controls. For your information, it's the very FIRST option on the list, so I'd better not hear anything about "WHERE IS IT?"
3. Press every damn key on the keyboard. This is slow and boring, but it sure as hell works. A lot better than asking a dumb question like this on a message board, too, since you won't get the entire place laughing at you.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cry about the future of the human race.

 

[Ultrasonic04]

...............................WHAT!

WHAT KIND OF STUPID @$$ QUESTION IS THAT, I MEAN SERIOUSLY!!!!! :o :?

 

[Digiku]

WHAT KIND OF AN ANTI-GRAMMATICAL SENTENCE ACCOMPANIED WITH A "FLOOD" OF EMOTICONS IS THAT?

:P

 

[Scorchia]

i figured out how to do it on my own....... :P .............. how do i unlock the secorites?

 

[SSC]

You've got to be kidding. Just beat the damn game and then ask us.

 

[Scorchia]

i beat the darn game already and its preaty easy if you know what your doing

 

[Ultrasonic04]

WHAT KIND OF AN ANTI-GRAMMATICAL SENTENCE ACCOMPANIED WITH A "FLOOD" OF EMOTICONS IS THAT?

:P

I know cool, cool huh?! :D :) :( :o :? 8) :x :P :|

 

[a441]

I think it's about time to disable smileys. You kids have had your fun.

 

[Mystic]

a441, I know you hate smilies, but the rest of us don't, so deal with it.

 

[a441]

Didn't you see how I used a smiley to indicate that I was just jesting?

 

[Knuckles MetalMind]

If you haven´t got the Adventure level, you haven´t passed the game yet...

 

[Walan]

"secorites?"

*shakes head and walks away*

 

[Msonic]

i figured out how to do it on my own....... :P .............. how do i unlock the secorites?

For the love of god. CHECK YOUR SPELLING!

 

[JTE2]

Secorites...sounds like Ciggorettes or however you spell it

 

[JTE2]

How do I make Eggman lose Weight?(j/k) XDDDD

 

[plate3]

how the heck do you jump in SRB2?

.....that's just sad.

 

[Knuckles MetalMind]

How do you walk forward? :|

 

[JTE2]

How do you...*Thinks of a lame as hell question...*......How do you Glide as Knuckles?! (J/k)