fun times with newbs

[sonicx927]

so I haven't played in a long time but I still tons of skill. I joined this one server where these 2 newbs were glitching to get perm invincibility and they started talking like I was a newbie to! So naturally I felt a need to prove my skill, I told them how being invincible forever totally removes all challenge and all the fun from the game, so they thought they could beat me. We played a little chase where they tried to kill me as they were super forever and I was normal before I could get to the end of the level, the first time they couldn't even touch me! The second time they hit me once or twice but I still got all my rings back and beat them to the finish. Eventually they became so frustrated that they just left me at the finish where I responded by saying "I'm off to go hang with some people with actual skills"

so does anyone else have some fun newbie stories?

 

[Rob]

Newbie-bashing to increase your own reputation only makes you like an idiot, not the other way around.
We don't need this kind of e-peen booster topic.
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