Christmas song rippoffs

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CRASHING THROUGH THE SNOW:
Crashing through the snow
On two broken skis
Flying off a cliff
Crashing into trees- OW! OW! OW!

Snow is turning red
I think I may be dead
Ended up in hospital
With stitches in my head! Oh...

Shotgun shells, AJ smells
Mystic locked himself
RedXV lost his cool
SMS gave me a seizure!
 
I loled at SMS gave me a sezure, but I have a Christmas song that I've made:

Jingle bells:
Jingling rings, jingling rings, Jingling all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to ride, in a one hose eggmobile!
Jingling rings, jingling rings, Jingling all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to ride, in a one hose eggmobile!

Dashing through the snow!
Aa- at blazing speeds
Over the hills you go!
Ho ho ho ho ho!

Bells and boptails ring
Making spirits bright
what fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight!

Ooooooooooooh!
*REPEAT*

(I might make this better somehow)
 
White chocohate

I'm dreaming of a white chocolate
Just like the ones I used the eat
children eat them
And I got robbed
And I will get my chochate back on christmas

I went to sonic's house
It's the most dirtiest house I've ever been in
Where I stole his chocolate, and he cried.
Make sure you all keep your chocolates safe.
 
Tapika the fox said:
CRASHING THROUGH THE SNOW:
Crashing through the snow
On two broken skis
Flying off a cliff
Crashing into trees- OW! OW! OW!

Snow is turning red
I think I may be dead
Ended up in hospital
With stitches in my head! Oh...

Shotgun shells, AJ smells
Mystic locked himself
RedXV lost his cool
SMS gave me a seizure!

How com SMS get's a part and I don't?

Roldoulph the red nose reigndeer, Sonic the blue speedy hedgehog.

Sonic the blue speedy hedgehog,
Ran around a bit one day.
He discovered he had asthma,
And died the very sa-ame day.

All of S-R-B-2,
Had a funeral that day.
Mystic ran off with Amy.
Kissing was heard far away!

Then in two weeks from today,
Mystic came to say,
I banned FF earlier so,
He is gone, Hurray!

SSNtails hugged him,
Shuffle ran with glee.
All of the other members said,
This has made history!

What do you think?

We wish you a merry christmas, we whosh you a sonic christmas.

We whosh you a sonic christmas,
We whosh you a sonic christmas,
We whosh you a sonic christmas, and a tails new year.
SSNTails said:
Good gameing we bring, to you and you kin
We whosh you a sonic christmas, and a tails new year.

Mystic said:
Oh, Bring me more sonic mayhem,
Oh, Bring me more sonic mayhem,
Oh, Bring me more sonic mayhem, And a fag of heroin

Furiousfox said:
We won't go until we get some;
We won't go until we get some;
We won't go until we get some, so make more for me!

We whosh you a sonic christmas,
We whosh you a sonic christmas,
We whosh you a sonic christmas, and a tails new year!

Spinin' Tails

Flying over snow,
just 1 fox going about,
O'er the feilds he goes,
Eating all the way.
Bells on tails ring,
Firing at sonic an' knux,
What fun it is to eat and eat,
I'ts tails song tonight.

Spinin' tails, Spinin' tails,
Spinin' Tails today.
Oh what fun, It is to fly,
On a cold Winters day.

A day or two ago,
He thought he'd give a ride,
And soon sonic was,
Held by his behind.
The fox was short and stank,
misfortune seemed his lot,
He got into a drifted bank,
And we, we got upsot.

Spinin' tails, Spinin' tails,
Spinin' Tails today.
Oh what fun, It is to fly,
On a cold Winters day.

A day or two ago,
A story I must tell,
Eggman made a snowball,
and ate it in one go.
When tails came flying by,
Jus' one fox flyin' about,
He LOLed as there eggman lay,
Trying to spit it out!

Spinin' tails, Spinin' tails,
Spinin' Tails today.
Oh what fun, It is to fly,
On a cold Winters day.

Now eggmans going white,
and he is still quite young,
He took all the girls out
to sing the special sonic song;
Jus' get a two tailed fox
two-forty is his speed,
Sit him on a hedgehog,
Ouch, he starts to bleed.

Spinin' tails, Spinin' tails,
Spinin' Tails today.
Oh what fun, It is to fly,
On a cold Winters day.

Let it snow

The admins said:
Oh, Greenhill zone is frightful,
But Eggman is delightful,
And since we go no place to go (curse you Red XVI),
all said:
Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow!

The admins said:
There are no signs for ending,
Red XVI's doorbell don't ring,
The brightness is set to zero,
all said:
Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow!

The admins said:
When level 1 looks like night,
How I hate to add a storm in,
But if you hold Mystic tight,
All the way home I'll be Gay.

Eggman is slowly dieing,
And, my dear, we're still good-bye-ing,
SSNTails said:
But as long as you love me so.
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
 
Lightdashing through the snow

Lightdashing through the snow
At amazingly high speeds
over cliffs we go
collecting all the rings *bling* *bling* *bling*
My ring counts getting high
It makes little kids cry
I'm sucking their ring amount dry
Oh what fun it is to go lightdashing
And taking it all away OH

Jingle bells
Eggman smells
Tails raised an egg
Shadow stoped to drink some pop
and Sonic Dashed away (with all your rings)

Tell me what you think please.
 
Then in two weeks from today,
FF came to say,
I banned mystic earlier so,
He is gone, Hurray!

Sandals hugged him,
Shuffle ran with glee.
All of the other members said,
This has made history!

FF banning Mystic is a good thing how?
I would prefer the other way around.
 
Shadow chaos controls you presents
You'll get a SRB2 beta later
FlameTH set me on fire
HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
 
Oh! You better watch out,
you better not cry,
you better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Eggman is coming to town!

He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Eggman is coming to town!
He sees you when you're sleeping,
he knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good,
so be good for goodness sake!

So...You better watch out, You better not cry
You better not pout, I'm Telling you why.
Eggman is coming to town.
Eggman empire, Owned by Eggman
Kill the hedgehog, BANG BANG BANG!
Eggman is coming to town.


World domination in the Eggman empire,
Robots, Planes and Eggmobiles too.
Eggman is coming to town.


The kids in Eggman Empire
will have a jubilee.
They're gonna build a egg land town
all around the Christmas tree.


Ohh....You better watch out, you better not cry.
You better not pout, I'm telling you why.
Eggman is coming to town.
 
Tapika the fox said:
I thought this was SRB2-based/SRB2 Fan-based rippoffs?
You never explicitly said that; people just assumed. Topic title only calls for Christmas parodies, and I delivered; oldie, but goodie.
 
Sonic runs
Through the snow
He tripped off a cliff
Everyone just walked away
At his funeral- HEY!

Tais flew
In the air
He got hit by a plane
Everyone just walked away
At his funeral- HEY!

Knuckles punched
Underground
The cave collapsed in
Shadow just walked away
At his funeral- HEY!

Shadow used
Chaos blast
He burned off his flesh
Noone could walk away
Cos they were all dead- HEY!
 
Jingle Tails
Sonic smells
Knuckles laid an egg
Amy Rose cut the cheese
And Eggman played ballay.

(Curse these hard to spell, fancy words.)
 
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