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BboP
Greetings FPS fanatics.
It has come to my attention that the multiplayer first-person shooter Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series has gained heavy criticism by many "die-hard old-school true COD fans," as they call themselves. I have had just enough of this foolishness, and have decided to come up with the best evidence possible as to why these Call of Duty games actually prove to be the best of the best.
SALES
Ho-ly crap. This game sells like hotcakes. No, wait, it sells even MORE than hotcakes. Why on earth would you ever criticize a video game when it happens to break records every single time a new game is released? I mean, c'mon, seriously. Whenever I hear that a video game has sold the fastest on launch day ever in entertainment history, the first thing I would think of is "holysh- game of the year GOTY must buy nao"
KILLSTREAKS
WOAHHOLYCRAP, AC-130 BAM BAM BAMSPAWN ABUSING IS AWESOME this game is completely fair and balanced when it comes to the killstreak system. I mean, in MW2, you can use a NUKE to END THE GAME EARLY AND PISS EVERYONE OFF INCLUDING YOUR TEAMMATES. WOOAAAAAHHH-!!!
BEARDS
>>BEARDS ARE AMAZING<<
TEAMWORK
Get chopper gunner + Camp + Rest of the teamdoesn't do shit captures objectives and kills rest of enemy team = TEAMWORK
EFFORT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGtQt4eYaPc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VXyU0TNSPo
As you can see from these Youtube footages, Call of Duty isn't an easy game to master. It requires strategy, planning, and really good aiming skills. You have to plan where to place certain things, where tocamp take cover, etc etc etc. Oh, and don't forget to quickscope a LOT during free-for-alls, that can almost guarantee you a good amount of kills. People will be VERY jealous of you after that!
CAMPAIGN LENGTH
You gotta admit, the campaigns are lengthier than the human mind can comprehend. 6 hours of gameplay is absolutely insane, especially when comparing to games like Half-Life 2. COD's campaigns are the equivalent of Jesus handing you a hoverboard from the future. It is WICKED fun, and very long-lasting.
CRITICS LIKE IT
Haven't you ever heard of the old saying; "Critics like it, so you should to"? Every COD player knows that! Just check out the scores it got on Metacritic!. But that's not all, people have absolutely loved the franchise the way it has been as well! Look at all of those scores!
MAPS
Oh man, where to start...
IT'S SO BIG
The games have HUGE multiplayer maps. No sign of linearity or crampedness whatsoever. MW3 especially has huge maps, possibly bigger than Battlefield 3's? It sounds like a stretch, but I think MW3's maps can easily compete with it's competitor.
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Overall, Call of Duty is an absolute must play for those who have never experienced the beauty of video games. You're looking at it right now, so why not get it? It's been around for a while, so it's only $60! Pretty good deal if you ask me. Then again, according to sales, you and your family members own at least least two copies that are kept in every household, so there's always that.
So what do you think? Do you think Call of Duty really deserved the foul hatred it gets?
Thank you for taking your time to read this message of absolute vital importance. Have a nice day.
It has come to my attention that the multiplayer first-person shooter Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series has gained heavy criticism by many "die-hard old-school true COD fans," as they call themselves. I have had just enough of this foolishness, and have decided to come up with the best evidence possible as to why these Call of Duty games actually prove to be the best of the best.
SALES
Ho-ly crap. This game sells like hotcakes. No, wait, it sells even MORE than hotcakes. Why on earth would you ever criticize a video game when it happens to break records every single time a new game is released? I mean, c'mon, seriously. Whenever I hear that a video game has sold the fastest on launch day ever in entertainment history, the first thing I would think of is "holysh- game of the year GOTY must buy nao"
KILLSTREAKS
WOAHHOLYCRAP, AC-130 BAM BAM BAM
BEARDS
>>BEARDS ARE AMAZING<<
TEAMWORK
Get chopper gunner + Camp + Rest of the team
EFFORT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGtQt4eYaPc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VXyU0TNSPo
As you can see from these Youtube footages, Call of Duty isn't an easy game to master. It requires strategy, planning, and really good aiming skills. You have to plan where to place certain things, where to
CAMPAIGN LENGTH
You gotta admit, the campaigns are lengthier than the human mind can comprehend. 6 hours of gameplay is absolutely insane, especially when comparing to games like Half-Life 2. COD's campaigns are the equivalent of Jesus handing you a hoverboard from the future. It is WICKED fun, and very long-lasting.
CRITICS LIKE IT
Haven't you ever heard of the old saying; "Critics like it, so you should to"? Every COD player knows that! Just check out the scores it got on Metacritic!. But that's not all, people have absolutely loved the franchise the way it has been as well! Look at all of those scores!
MAPS
Oh man, where to start...
IT'S SO BIG
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Overall, Call of Duty is an absolute must play for those who have never experienced the beauty of video games. You're looking at it right now, so why not get it? It's been around for a while, so it's only $60! Pretty good deal if you ask me. Then again, according to sales, you and your family members own at least least two copies that are kept in every household, so there's always that.
So what do you think? Do you think Call of Duty really deserved the foul hatred it gets?
Thank you for taking your time to read this message of absolute vital importance. Have a nice day.