WOW. People don't understand humor here. This topic was entirely intended as a joke, you tightasses. Jesus child-raping Christ on a pogo stick!
"sonichero", this is the off-topic board, it doesn't get much more off-topic than this. There are a hundred other useless topics here that no one bitches about. Your post count of 13 doesn't seem to indicate that you've been here a long time, so quit trying to act like the authority. Makes very bad first impressions.