A plane crashed a few blocks from my house & no one died

[Blitzzo]

Shuffle, I love how bad your Photoshops are. Can anyone say darkened lines and jagged edges that are leftover from the artifacts after a resize and rotation and the blurriness that is at odds with the sharpness of the rest of the picture and doesn't even fit in with the lighting of the environment and isn't even at the proper scale to the house as it was made way too small and the eraser job was incredibly poor as some parts of the plane's tail image still overlap the edge of the house as a result of your jagged eraser job that didn't even give as much coverage as it should?

Whew, I think that's about it.

 

[BlueZero4]

Breathe, Foxblitzz, breathe.

A comma or two would be nice. :(

 

[Segmint]

I'm pretty sure the whole "poorly done photoshop" thing was on purpose.

Not to mention, realistic photoshops generally take more time, and that would kill the joke (and also, it's not really worth the time to work so hard some something as pointless as that).

 

[sasuketo uzuchihamaki]

ZOMG OHES NOES SOMEONE COULD HAVE DIED!!

Stand on your roof or something. I can't really make it out. Alternatively draw bright red arows poininng out whatever I'm supposed to look at.

No dip someone died. It was a PLANE. Hundreds of people. And from the "ZOMG OHES NOES SOMEONE COULD HAVE DIED!!", I lost 20% of respect for you :(. From the plane crash, wasn't there an explosion or something?

 

[Segmint]

Topic Title says no one died

 

[sasuketo uzuchihamaki]

Very unlucky... there may have been some deaths. The plane fell strait down from over 400 feet.

I doubt that everybody survived from that.

 

[Segmint]

Conventional airplane travel altitudes can reach up to 40,000 feet, so 400 feet wouldn't be as much of a hazard. It's very believable everyone survived.

 

[LongcrierCat]

Conventional airplane travel altitudes can reach up to 40,000 feet, so 400 feet wouldn't be as much of a hazard. It's very believable everyone survived.

They'd probably make it out alive with a medical condition of some sort, though.

 

[Shuffle]

I doubt the plane just crashed nose first. There IS such a thing as crashlanding where people survive.
Anyways, FB, I could probably make the picture believable if I really wanted to. Seriously, if I'm just gonna make a stupid joke, why would I want to put all kinds of effort into it?

 

[Sky Ninja]

Very unlucky... there may have been some deaths. The plane fell strait down from over 400 feet.

I doubt that everybody survived from that.

Everybody survived. It was announced on the news yesterday, and the plane crash was real. I have videos of the plane.

 

[Sprout]

Yeah? Well a plane crashed in my backyard.

I lol'd