IRC Quotes; Round 3.

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[17:48] <RoyKirbs> Let me guess...2.1 is gunna have...
[17:48] <RoyKirbs> A pope hat.
[17:48] <Mystic> SRB stands for "Sonic Robo Blast", not "Team Fortress"
[17:48] <RoyKirbs> Ooooh.
[17:48] <Badz> was gonna say that but couldn't find a good wording
[17:48] <MrMystery> too late, now someone will find a way
[17:49] <Mystic> Don't encourage the dev team.
[17:49] <MrMystery> collect rings to buy more HATS
[17:49] <Mystic> They've been trying to push Knuckles's burning hat into the game for years
[17:49] <MrMystery> do it do iiiiiiit
[17:49] <Mystic> I _refuse_.
[17:49] <MrMystery> killjoy
[17:50] <RoyKirbs> D:
[17:50] <Mystic> God dammit being a killjoy is my JOB.
[17:50] <MrMystery> :(
 
[09:23:54] <Wolfy> http://puu.sh/LSbF
[09:24:06] <Wolfy> anyone know anything about that?
[09:24:36] <Chase> firefox wants to protect you from retro
 
[02:25] <Knux576> Anyone know a good "C" programming language tutorial?
[02:25] <Knux576> *C+
[02:26] <Katmint> you could follow SSN's method. learn how to swim by jumping in with the sharks
[02:27] <Katmint> if you get eaten, try again
[02:27] <Katmint> maybe that's a bad metaphor
 
<SonicX8000> Ah... Skyward Sword...
<SonicX8000> Swing the remote sideways, and then the attack register's as a upwards attack
<SonicX8000> >>
<kathy> register's
<Flavoredloli> Of course.
...
<Flavoredloli> It is SKYWARD sword
<Flavoredloli> :P
 
* Joins: CIA-1
<Badz> CIA upgrade?
* @Boinciel hugs CIA-1
* +CIA-1 hugs Boinciel
<@Boinciel> yep
<UltimaXtreme> Oh my god
<UltimaXtreme> It has emotions now
<UltimaXtreme> RUN
<Colson> hugging doesn't necessarily mean it has emotions
* @Boinciel kicks CIA-1
<+CIA-1> ow
<Badz> lol
<Zipper> who are you and what did you do to CIA-2
<Zipper> or CIA-3
<Zipper> or 4
 
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<Lumo> I think i may have just converted my friend into a bront
<Lumo> *bront 
<Donnyku> XD
<@Prime_2> *bront
<@RoyKirbsisasleep> bronto
<@Prime_2> brontosaurus
<@Prime_2> That's terrific, lumo
<@Prime_2> are you going to sell dinosaur rides?
<Donnyku> please say yes
This probably isn't funny out of context
 
19:04 <Omochao> Why am I Omochao?
19:04 Omochao is now known as MissDaydream
19:04 <ShadowHog> Oh God the Omochaos are getting existential
19:04 <ShadowHog> Soon they will enter full rampancy
19:04 <ShadowHog> And take over the world
19:04 <ShadowHog> Via recital of inane facts everyone knows
19:04 <ShadowHog> Run for shelter
19:04 <PopRocks> XD
19:05 <MissDaydream> :v
 
<UltimaXtreme> YODA
<UltimaXtreme> You Only Derp Always
<@Prime_2> DARTH
<@Prime_2> Does Anyone Really Think Herp?
<UltimaXtreme> Star Wars inspired silliness.
<@Prime_2> *Star Wars Inpsired Silliness Stays
<@Prime_2> SWISS
<UltimaXtreme> aaaaaa
<@Prime_2> from now on, all SWISS army knifes have lightsabers for whittling
<@Prime_2> *knives
<@Prime_2> Kills Nothing If Volunteers Entertain Safety
<UltimaXtreme> Please stop
<@Prime_2> Asskicking Really Murders You
<@Cecilia> right enough with the Acronyms
<UltimaXtreme> D:
<@Prime_2> Dammit, I was about to put them all together ;-;
 
<Rusty-Bolt> so I think our Online Homework program is bugged
<Rusty-Bolt> "Lets review some simple division before we begin, whats 7 divided by 0"
<Rusty-Bolt> Its multiple choice, the choices are 7, 1, 14, and 21.
<Rusty-Bolt> there's only a slight issue here
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<Rusty-Bolt> I had it send my instructor a message stating the issue
<Rusty-Bolt> the professor jumped in on the session, looked at it "I'd say skip it, or if you want to break mathmatics as we know it, feel free to continue trying"
 
[23:00] <Katsy> dusk balls are overpowered
[23:00] <Katsy> at least they were in the last game i played
[23:00] <Mystic> they're hilariously OP
[23:01] <ST218> I think Nintendo figures that with most of the game being aboveground and most normal people not sitting playing Pokemon at midnight, that balances their godliness
[23:02] <ST218> unfortunately, most Pokemon fans are goony neckbears who flee from sun
[23:02] <Katsy> neckbears
[23:02] <MrMystery> ...lol
[23:02] <ST218> or just set their clock for maximum power
[23:02] <Katsy> natural bear
[23:02] <Prime_2> <Katsy> neckbears <-Mystic has some pretty good soldiers, yeah
[23:02] <ST218> Nexkbears. The evolved form of Neckbeards
[23:02] <ST218> *Neckbears
[23:03] <ST218> You get it by equipped your neckbeard with sapience and trading it to a friend
[23:03] <ST218> it's like a reverse Dusclops
[23:03] <MrMystery> I will keel you with mystic's bear hands
[23:03] <ST218> equipping why can I not type tonight
[23:03] * MrMystery runs
[23:04] <Mystic> I really need to shave again before it regains sentience
 
[03:02:12] <@Mystic> man, I just got friend zoned by the fucking Captcha ;_;
[03:02:31] <RoyKirbs> what?
[03:02:32] <@Mystic> That fucking hurts...
[03:02:39] <@Mystic> My captcha was "Friend zone"
[03:02:53] <RoyKirbs> Aw. :(
 
[21:38:35] <Simsmagic> why do people love horses
[21:38:39] <Simsmagic> they are terrible
[21:38:47] <Simsmagic> they shit everywhere
[21:38:54] <Simsmagic> they're temperamental as shit
[21:38:57] <Simsmagic> they hate everything
[21:38:59] <@Mystic> and have dicks the size of baseball bats
[21:39:03] <Simsmagic> they're really ugly
[21:39:17] <Simsmagic> they can literally kick your skull in without a second though
[21:39:20] <Simsmagic> t
[21:39:27] <Simsmagic> they are terrible teeth
[21:39:31] <Simsmagic> they smell
[21:39:34] <Chrome> they are
[21:39:39] <Scizor300> which is why you never fuck with a horse
[21:40:08] <Simsmagic> my dad came down from california and we decided to go horseback riding
[21:40:15] <Simsmagic> it was miserable
[21:40:35] <@Prime_2> Simsmagic sucks at horses, got it
[21:40:39] <Simsmagic> the horses hated you and every other horse so you had to keep them apart
[21:40:55] <Wolfy> fucking lmao
[21:40:59] <Simsmagic> they clearly wanted nothing to do with you as they were more than ready to return to camp at any time
[21:41:21] <Scizor300> lol
[21:41:25] <Simsmagic> and yet people adore them
[21:41:34] <Simsmagic> they love these hateful murderous beasts
[21:41:41] <Simsmagic> and for the life of me I cannot figure out why
 
Mr. Mystery said:
BONUS:

[2012-11-12 00:54:11] -->| Blade has joined #srb2fun
[2012-11-12 00:54:22] <Blade> Merry Christmas! *flee*
[2012-11-12 00:54:59] <CoatRack> Somewhere
[2012-11-12 00:55:06] <CoatRack> Rob is turning over in his sleep
[2012-11-12 00:55:10] <CoatRack> screamin
[2012-11-12 00:55:29] =-= Blade was booted from #srb2fun by Mystic (There should be capital punishment for playing Christmas music in November.)
[2012-11-12 00:55:35] -->| Blade has joined #srb2fun
[2012-11-12 00:55:46] <Blade> :(
[2012-11-12 00:55:49] <MrMystery> it's going to be a long month of this :p
[2012-11-12 00:56:05] <Blade> But Mystic
[2012-11-12 00:56:12] <Blade> It's Christmas EVERYDAY
[2012-11-12 00:56:13] <Mystic> DEATH PENATLY.
[2012-11-12 00:56:14] <MrMystery> by december he and rob will have bloodshot eyes dealing with us delinquents
[2012-11-12 00:56:40] <Blade> brb, living on the move so Mystic can't hunt me down
[2012-11-12 00:57:29] <Prime_2> You know Mystic, I think you're looking a bit like a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmmxeqpncnk
[2012-11-12 00:57:34] * Prime_2 flees
[2012-11-12 00:57:42] <CoatRack> HAPPY MAKE-MYSTIC-RAGE!
[2012-11-12 00:57:45] <CoatRack> or
[2012-11-12 00:57:50] <Prime_2> We're all dead
[2012-11-12 00:57:50] <CoatRack> Merry Christmas
[2012-11-12 00:58:30] <Blade> MYSTIC IS A CROOKED JERKY SMIRK
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You completely missed my lines that made Mystic even say "DEATH PENALTY"
 
(Context: Paper Mario - Sticker Star discussion)

<D00D64-X> well
<D00D64-X> its a game
<D00D64-X> you play
<D00D64-X> but wheres the role
<RoyKirbs> Your role is paper.
<RoyKirbs> You are a ROLE of paper.
<RoyKirbs> IT'S A PUN.
<RoyKirbs> ABOUT PAPER.
<MrMystery> lmao roy
<Mars> lol
<RoyKirbs> Which Sticker Star is full of.
* Inuyasha has kicked RoyKirbs from #srb2fun (and the worst pun of the day goes to...!)
 
<Epsilon_> playstafion 2 is not a pc
<Epsilon_> playstation 2 s shittier than treamcaly
<Epsilon_> streamcast
<Zipper> holy crap dude what are you typing on
<Epsilon_> mobile phone touch-leuvoard without sutocorrect :/

<Epsilon_> I think Auto Cucumber is enabled now.
 
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I'm still laughing
[20:29] <Spiny> I should seriously get into serious mapping :|
[20:29] <RoyKirbs> http://gamingtranscribed.tumblr.com/post/36287263085/tmi
[20:29] <Metal-Rawr> -said everyone here, at some point in time
[20:29] <Metal-Rawr> damnit roy cut my quote line
[20:30] <RoyKirbs> I like that timing.
[20:30] <Metal-Rawr> It's okay I still love you.
[20:30] <RoyKirbs> Especially considering the content of the link.
[20:30] <Zipper> ....it fits
[20:30] <Zipper> why
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