Neptune: Fighting the console wars through lolis

So, yeah, Sega and Compile Heart are making a JRPG about the console wars between the Wii, 360, and PS3. You are Neptune, a goddess defending the world of Geimugyokai (That's "Game Industry in Japanese) from the attacks of the evil Majekonne (that's basically the Japanese word for a DS flashcart).

Along the way, you'll meet the goddesses of Geimugyokai, Noire, Blanc, and Vert, who represent the PS3, Wii, and 360 respectively. Apparently, they all want to kill you, so no idea if you'll actually get them to join your party or not.

You'll also be able to summon 'guardian angels' from other Sega games to help you. The Wiki article mentions Golden Axe, Ashura, Alex Kidd, Fantasy Zone, Altered Beast, Shinobi, Penguin Land and Space Harrier.



Sadly, this game will most likely never, ever come out here. Ever. Hope you know Japanese.

Links!
The Wiki article
A Kotaku news article
The official site, in Japanese

=D You mean...Sega making fun of the Video Game industry as we know it?

on topic though, I find this interesting, the guardian summoning thing looks cool; who is Ashura? you mean...That Glitch in Sonic 2?

Oh, cool. Segagaga 2.