I once had a dream about a movie called Killer Worms from Cyberspace, and there was a part where the monsters killed a man by eating his dinosaur-shaped topiary.
I remember that the worms won.
I remember that the worms won.
Last night, i had a dream where Me and Sonic had to stop a Villain witch was an Evil Banana with a Moustache, and was driving this Giant Robot, and captured Bing and Spamcat in a Glass Ball. And the Giant Robots armaments were a Laser that made everyone Sit, FOREVER! And the Banana's first victims were The Mane Six. Later on, The Banana was really Discord in Disguise. And after i beat Discord, i got Pwned by 72 Dozen Gardevoirs.
Eddie, what kind of bedtime stories do you listen to before you go to sleep? O_o
Lol. I also freaking live the Ludicrous Speed refrence, too.This is basically why I never eat warmed Little Caesar's before bed any more. It's just... weird.
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The ponies stood alone against Night Mare Moon, who had returned by possessing Trixie, and her servants: the Elements of Discord's bearers. The surrounding area was... a crater, just a crater. Basically, Nightmare had won, and the ponies were about to be defeated...
I arrived, going for a Big Damn Heroes moment by stabbing Nightmare in the face with an enchanted Nerf Shadow Fury, and got bitchslapped to the ground. I didn't stay down, but got bitchslapped every time, still refusing to stay beaten. This display of courage gave the ponies the strength and resolve to go on. Twilight yelled out something I couldn't make out from the spectators' position, and the ponies fused together into a Megazord-esque amalgam of the six, six times the size of a normal pony.
The EoD ponies did the same and curbstomped them. The ponies and I all landed in a heap together at the bottom of the crater. All hope was lost, until I realized: What they needed was a smaller combined form. Something more agile and mobile. Something HUMAN-SIZED. I knew Twilight could use transformation spells, and she was open to any ideas at that point.
So then, the six used the elements again, this time turning into six pieces of armor for me to wear. Pinkie formed the left leg, she gave me the ability to run at Ludicrous Speed. Rainbow formed the right leg, granting me jumping abilities beyond any anime character. Applejack became the right arm, granting me the strength to cut a mountain in two with a butter knife. Rarity became the left arm, adding finesse and control to my newly-gained bullshit powers. Fluttershy became the torso plating, her kindness and medical skills preventing all but the most devastating assaults from being very effective. Finally, Twilight became the helmet, sporting her horn, we were able to cast magic. In addition to all this, we basically entered into a telepathic mind-link. Everyone understood their roles, and we charged.
When the ponies merged into one giant pony, they didn't try combos.When I wore them as armor, I combined the previously listed powers and the curbstomping was on the other side of the street. The Legion of Discord defeated, NMM stood alone against us. We ran towards her, using Pinkie's Ludicrous Speed power, then we leapt with RD's superjump, momentum making it even more super. Twi's magic enchanted my Nerf Shadow Fury again, and transfigured it into an actual sword, one with no more than a molecule's width at the point of the blade.
Aiming with Rarity's precise focus and control, we targeted Nightmare!Trixie's heart. She countered with a huge fucking laser bolt right to our chestplate, right into Fluttershy. No sell, Fluttershy's armor piece just diffused the bolt and focused it's energies around the sword, making it a lightsabre. AJ's strength, plus gravity from the fall from what might as well be orbit, let us cut right through Nightmare Moon, and the 4 mountains behind her, with the magic lightsabre. Trixie was freed by the magic pulling NMM out, and then NMM was scattered across the far reaches of the cosmos, never to be reformed. Victory. I discarded the energy armor, and it turned back into the ponies. Celestia appeared from the sun, and she thanked me, turned me into a pony with a design I never saw before, and we all lived happily forever after.