How did Gamma and Omega resist your control?
Also, why the HELL did you make the Tails Doll in the first place.
As Joat has already stated, I developed and installed personality chips in the E-### range for the purposes of combat improvement, I also applied these developments to Metal Sonic at one time (resulting in the Heroes incident), taking notes from one of my companions in the mad scientist business, Dr. Wily, and what he did with Bass.
However, I also failed to look at how badly the Bass project went.
Furthermore, I decided to give them a cheap operating system for the E-### series, Windows 98. That didn't end well either.
Why don't you just make a weapon that actually makes Sonic bleed. -_- I dare you.
Good luck with that, making a hedgehog that always has a shield or rings that make him invincible for some reason, bleed. I've been trying that for well over a decade now.
But there's always Giygas.
And Giygas is dead for good, so, no. Not that I would ask for help from Giygas anyway... I would rather avoid asking greater beings for help after the last ten or so times I've tried, I'm tired of having my plans usurped by creatures such as Perfect Chaos or Dark Gaia.
Here's an Idea! Make a portal that leads to Hell, and use mind control on the demons, so All the Hellspawns could eat Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles alive! Just imagine Sonic trying kill a Cyberdemon! Sonic would be Doomed!
So, what you're suggesting is... Dark Gaia? All over again? Just with a red colorscheme instead of a blue and purple one?
Well done you idiot! I've already been overthrown by my non-robotic minions enough times, I would rather avoid having
SATANcome for me! Not to mention the fact that I would start another religious crusade, aimed against me. If I started marching on Greenflower Zone with the legions of hell, well, I would have to start worrying about those crusaders coming back.
Hey, what if a teleporter lead to another teleporter? Then you can reach down to where ever you want... just teleport to another teleporter to another teleporter... and it goes on and on...
Have you ever seen the movie, 'the fly'? Either the remake or the original.
It'll be like that, only I would become a Human and several teleporters in one. Then I would die for reasons I need not explain due to potential nightmare fuel.
lol i say recruit chuck norris because i am witty and it is not old at all
No. For one thing, he'll rebel and make a dent in my army with the third fist hidden in his chin. Not only that, but I once read the following fact...
"Chuck Norris is just like Jesus, except Chuck Norris won't die for your sins. Instead, you'll die for his."
So, yeah. I think I'll avoid recruiting that man into my ranks, or trying to turn him into a robot for that matter. Not because he's a living legend, but just in spite of people telling me to do so.
Why don't you simply try to use your incredible genious to benefit mankind instead of trying to destroy it?
Oh, and I don't 'destroy' the planet, I take it over.
I want to be a lieutenant governor of the Eggman Empire. Give me the necessary munitions and central North America is yours in two weeks.
I wouldn't dare turn your own robots and resources against you... I promise! :3
Are you a loyal robot? No? Then you have no place in any position in the Eggman Empire outside of 'boy that fetches me the coffee' and 'that apprentice I took on for two days before realizing that I was better off making the Eggrobo'
Also, a good point of warning. Some mean spirited people here may tell you to try and invade Gensokyo.
Doh-oh-oh-oh! Implying that I won't take over the entire world. But do, amuse me, what exactly is so dangerous about this 'Gensokyo' place, hmm? I certainly haven't heard of it before. It does sound a little bit like Tokyo though...
Robotnik, removing the boss from the boss room is actually a good idea.
Ever seen Sonic avoid a boss? If he could get out, he wouldn't bother fighting the boss. Even if he did find a way out, it would buy you time for your evil plan to take effect. With that affect to every boss fight, Sonic would NEVER make it to you in time!
Look at this image, what do you see? Do you see something stopping the 'hedgehog' from running past me? No, no you do not. He stays to do battle every time.
Adding to that, I've noticed once you sent a robot to change Sonic's shoes while sleeping. If the robot can change its shoes and not wake him up, why not tell it to kill him while asleep? I'm sure he doesn't carry rings to bed.
To be blunt, I don't think he sleeps. I mean, he never gets tired after running across the entire planet, and then to space, in order to stop my latest plan. A classic example would be Sonic 2, to Sonic 3 then to Sonic & Knuckles. Sonic got no break in between those 'adventures' and he never tired out, not once.