The NEW IRC Quotes Topic.

[Prime 2.0]

 

[Boinciel]

* Spazzo changes topic to '4'
* Spazzo sets mode: -t
<Spazzo> ...wtf?
<Nev3r> rofl
<Nev3r> 4
<Spazzo> Damnit, I'm really think today.
<Spazzo> JEV3, work out those kinkies
<Spazzo> Ok, what the FUCK is wrong with me
---
<Spazzo> Anyhow, I'd best go because I'm feeling quite strange
<Spazzo> Before I say anything quite stupid
<JEV3> Spazzo is drunk again?
<JEV3> "Darkporrier!"
<Spazzo> I'm in a 6 hour rehersal for a beatles show
<Spazzo> Seeya guys
<JEV3> bye
<Spazzo> So long
<JEV3> bye
<Spazzo> Oh, lol
<Spazzo> They don't need me downstairs
<Spazzo> So I'm back :)
* JEV3 breaks out laughing
<Boinciel> Spazzo is laugh fuel today
* Boinciel throws a match at Spazzo
<JEV3> I thought I was in the dev room, but I see I accidentally ended up in the comedy channel

<Spazzo> I've drinked before
<Boinciel> And you're drunk again.
<Spazzo> I'm tired, stfugtfo
<Spazzo> I haven't had a thing to drink.
<Torgo> Drunk of tiredness
<Spazzo> I swear.
<Spazzo> I'm just fatigued from a 5 hour rehersal, 's all.
<JEV3> don't swear... it isn't good for your health

<Flame> Ehsy ford yhr hitl dsu?
<Flame> er
<Flame> What does the girl say
<Flame> Fuck, my fingers

I love these mishappenings. Let's chronicle every moment of Spazzo's life! (or lack of it)

 

[Boinciel]

* Spazzo changes topic to '4'
* Spazzo sets mode: -t
<Spazzo> ...wtf!
<Spazzo> It happened again
<Spazzo> o_O
<Torgo> I like 4 as a topic title better
---
<Nev3r> Um, I already fixed it
<Boinciel> Ah
<Boinciel> Then ignore me
<Nev3r> -
<Nev3r> * Added Boinciel!*@* to ignore list
<Nev3r> -
<Boinciel> Not what I meant. :P
<Nev3r> D:
<JEV3> XD

 

[Fyrus]

<Hunter> ...
<DarkWarrior> [21:27:33] <ZarroTsu> Let's all pool money together to get spazzo some plastic surgery to make him look more like pamela anderson.
<DarkWarrior> [21:27:35] <Spazzo> WINNER
<DarkWarrior> See, THAT'S funny.
*** Spazzo sets mode +b on *!*@pool-68-239-48-148.bos.east.verizon.net
*** DarkWarrior sets mode -b on *!*@pool-68-239-48-148.bos.east.verizon.net
*** DarkWarrior has been kicked by Spazzo (shut up no it isnt)
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*** ChanServ sets mode +o on DarkWarrior

<DarkWarrior> This is also funny.
<DarkWarrior> [15:39] <ExAstris> I used to be called bookworm on here. now that's Darkwarrior's girlfriend, apparantly.
<DarkWarrior> [15:39] <ExAstris> Name-stealer.
<PIEPI> wat
*** DarkWarrior has been kicked by Spazzo (You'd like that, wouldn't you)
<Lucario> wat
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<DarkWarrior> [05:19:06 PM] * Superhyperspazzo_Sonic (antonakes@CPE00045afe15fe-CM0011ae04842a.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #srb2fun
<DarkWarrior> [05:23:51 PM] <Ritz> Your nick is vomit inducing.
<DarkWarrior> [05:23:56 PM] <Ritz> Just wanted you to know. =(
<DarkWarrior> [05:24:37 PM] <Superhyperspazzo_Sonic> u talking 2 me?
<DarkWarrior> [05:24:45 PM] <Logan_GBA> yes
<DarkWarrior> [05:24:50 PM] <Ritz> No, of course not.
<DarkWarrior> [05:25:00 PM] <Superhyperspazzo_Sonic> k...
*** Spazzo sets channel mode to +i
*** DarkWarrior has been kicked by Spazzo (of all the quotes)
*** Spazzo sets channel mode to +l 4
*** Spazzo sets channel mode to +k fdsafsadfSpazzo sets channel mode to -k *
*** Spazzo sets channel mode to +k SADJST
*** Spazzo sets channel mode to -k *
*** Spazzo sets channel mode to +k SADUJST_UP <MattW_CFI> [21:23] <Spazzo> I'd rather some hot anime
<MattW_CFI> [21:23] <Spazzo> *not anime
<MattW_CFI> >:)
*** MattW_CFI has been kicked by Spazzo (that one was already said!)
*** Spazzo sets channel mode to +i
*** Spazzo has been kicked by Xnuyasha (I don't think he cares.)
<Fyrus> HAHA
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*** ChanServ sets mode +o on Spazzo
*** Spazzo sets channel mode to -i

 

[Fyrus]

<Alam_Debian> DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! <Alam_Debian> DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! KEEN! HUGS! DOOM! <Flame> holy fuck alam
*** FuriousFox sets mode +b on *!*@c-98-229-34-48.hsd1.ma.comcast.net
<Roy> Hily ****.
*** Alam_Debian has been kicked by FuriousFox (No)
<Chisuun> Sheeat
<Penopata> holy ****, that was awesome <3
<Fyrus> EPIC

 

[A-star]

<A-star> should I say something funny, no probably not.
<A-star> It's wont be as awesome as Spazzo.
<Chisuun> Wait
<Chisuun> Spazzo is awesome?
<Chisuun> What did I miss?
<sb> Alam is awesome.
<A-star> *SSN
<A-star> Spazzo is MORE THAN AWESOME.
<A-star> wait, he's not here. DAMMIT.
* Spazzo (spazzo@CPE001310b2e255-CM0011ae04842a.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #Srb2fun
<Spazzo> RAWR
<Chisuun> What
<Chisuun> What the fuck is with that timing
* Arrow[Away] (jingajin@68.48.143.46) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<A-star> lol
<Chisuun> I call conspiracy
<A-star> I call Spazzo.
* Jabler (kvirc@CPE001346a4212b-CM0011ae911edc.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #Srb2fun
<Kuja> I call shenanigans
<A-star> I call Arf.

 

[K.S.]

[19:32] <Flame> tipic
[19:32] <Xnuyasha> 27. Who Said This?: TIPIC
[19:32] <MattW_CFI> Flame
[19:32] <Xnuyasha> MattW_CFI got the answer right! (Flame)

Flame has some of the best timing in the world.

 

[Orangelink]

<Arf>Orangelink.... As in Bananalink?
<Arf>(insert long lost MSpaint picture of a bananalink)
<Arf> RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANAAAALINK
<Orangelink> O_o

Not exactly how it went, but pretty close.

 

[Spazzo]

<Mystic> After SRB2, we're going to go outside, figure out what this "grass" thing people keep telling us about is, etc.
<Spazzo> Mystic's gunna become a druggie after STJr?

 

[Spazzo]

<Mystic> No, I mean the experience when I first got there, and getting completely RAPED was exceedingly enjoyable

 

[Blade]

* Spazzo Spazzo is away: Probably watching something on TV
* Spazzo is now known as AwaySpazzo
<AwaySpazzo> Well, that line failed, but regardless
<Prime_2> Who cares, Spazzo Spazzo
<Torgo> spazzo spazzo
<Blade> Spazzo Spazzo Spazzo Spazzo
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* Chase has left #Srb2fun
<Prime_2> Who's spazzo spazzo spazzo spazzo?
<Prime_2> You must be thinking of someone else, Blade
* Mystic has quit IRC (Quit: I really ought to type a quit message now that I actually close the IRC window.)
<AwaySpazzo> Shut up and stop abusing my nick highlight
<MattW_CFI> Blade Blade Blade Blade?
<Blade> Yeah, this is going in the quotes topic
<MattW_CFI> AwaySpazzo AwaySpazzo AwaySpazzo AwaySpazzo!
<AwaySpazzo> no it isn't
<Blade> Ozzaps Ozzaps
<Prime_2> Yes it is Spazzo
<Prime_2> if nobody else in here does it, I will myself
<AwaySpazzo> no it isn't
<Blade> I'll do it

Spazzo Spazzo.

 

[Arf]

That's not epic by any means, IMO

This one ain't very interesting

Netsplits arent QUOTES, besides, there have been bigger ones, and it's not very noteworthy.

UGH

Dunno, thought this was pretty good. Not the lead up, but the punchline.

[19:38] <M1N> akira: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJSiMEV7pnw
[19:38] <akirahedgehog> 10 Minutes? that's scary
[19:40] <akirahedgehog> It's just a public SMB share that any PC can access but my brother is an idiot so I still don't know how he found it
[19:41] <Arf> you know
[19:41] <Arf> I really fucking hate all these "HACKERS!!! LOL HAHAHA"
[19:41] <Arf> "WE HACK WITH A LITTLE APP HACK AND HACK INTO THE HACK OF HACK AND HACK"
[19:41] <Arf> All they do is open up a fucking application
[19:42] <Arf> then they are like "look at me i can hack this"
[19:42] <M1N> akira: is your FTP server blocked?
[19:42] <JMS> You know what bothers me even more than those people, Arf?
[19:42] <Arf> WHAT
[19:42] <JMS> It's that they actually manage to fool people into thinking they are skilled hackers.
[19:42] <Arf> WHAT IS IT THAT BOTHERS YOU MORE
[19:42] <Arf> yeah, that too
[19:43] <JMS> Or, in your writing style...
[19:43] <Arf> I'd like to see those fuckers write some assembly code
[19:43] <JMS> "I'M A PRO HACKER I COULD HACK INTO ANYTHING"
"ORLY?"
"YARLY"
"THEN HACK INTO MY COMPUTER"
"SORRY NO APP FOR IT".
[19:45] <Arf> lol

 

[Blade]

Old, but.

[23:03] *** KOTE is now known as KO|Spriting

[23:06] *** KO|Spriting Quit (Quit: *boom*)

[23:06] <MattW_CFI> This just in: Spriting makes people blow up. More at 11.

[23:07] <Blade> XD

[23:07] <Blade> ...But it's 11:07 right now <<

[23:07] <MattW_CFI> ...am. Yeah, 11 AM.

 

[Nev3r]

<Flame> Spazzo, you have Official Mascot. It should be Official Community Asshole Mascot. :)

<Shuffle> Kroze gets Official Community Asshole Mascot

<Shuffle> except for "what community"

<Flame> So he's the Official Asshole

 

[JEV3]

[00:23] <Spazzo> For the love of god
[00:23] <Spazzo> Somebody start a godzilla conversation in here
[00:23] <Spazzo> Before I explode into peices
[00:23] <Spazzo> Into fists of ANGER
[00:23] <Spazzo> *fits
[00:23] <Sonict> You might as well explode then
[00:23] * FoxBlitzz wants to see Gamera doing the pole vault again :(
[00:23] <Sonict> Want me to help you, Spazzo?
[00:23] <Spazzo> Yes, Sonict
[00:24] <Daffy_Duckrabbit> does Gamera fight as many monsters as Godzilla did, or does that depend on the different eras?
[00:24] =-= Mode #Srb2fun +b Spazzo*!*@* by ChanServ
[00:24] =-= Spazzo was booted from #SRB2FUN by ChanServ (AKICK by Sonict (Explodes!))
[00:25] <Sonict> :D
[00:25] <FoxBlitzz> Umm
[00:25] =-= Mode #Srb2fun -b Spazzo*!*@* by Sonict
[00:25] -->| Spazzo (spazzo@CPE0022b0ca43d8-CM0011ae04842a.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #SRB2FUN
[00:25] <Spazzo> Perhaps Sonict misunderstood
[00:25] <Spazzo> help me shut them up
[00:25] <Spazzo> not help me EXPLODE
[00:26] <Sonict> I guess I did. Either way, good luck with that

Spazzo Spazzo

 

[Shadow Hog]

[22:03] <Senku> 4 words again!
[22:03] <Senku> Go to hell Steam!
[22:03] <Senku> :<
[22:03] <Senku> I have L4D but cannot PLAY it
[22:04] * Technoman (Mibbit@adsl-99-175-90-237.dsl.fyv2ar.sbcglobal.net) has joined #Srb2fun
[22:04] <Forendacil> yeah, that is probably because
[22:04] <Forendacil> A: It's preloaded
[22:04] <Forendacil> B: It's installed
[22:04] <Forendacil> C: It's free trial is up
[22:04] <Senku> D:
[22:04] <Senku> Now I gotta wait for my grandmother to get home
[22:04] <Senku> THEN maybe I can buy it
[22:04] <Senku> But first I shall go count my money..
[22:04] <LoganA> good, then we can play!
[22:05] <Senku> Why couldn't someone have bought the 4 pack deal? D:
[22:06] <Forendacil> poor Senku :(
[22:09] <ShadowHog> Play TF2 in the meantime? :P
[22:09] <Sir_Konrad> Senku, you and I are alot alike. ;)
[22:11] <Senku> TF2 works I guess
[22:11] <Senku> Spazzo!
[22:11] <Senku> Wake the hell up D:
[22:12] <Forendacil> talk about Godzilla
[22:12] <Forendacil> he'll come around
[22:12] <Forendacil> he loves to talk about Godzilla
[22:12] <Sir_Konrad> GODZILLA!!!
[22:13] <RedFox34> mothra
[22:13] <Forendacil> destroya
[22:13] <Sir_Konrad> new yorka
[22:14] <BZ4> Working on FFZ2 is depressing becuase of software glitches
[22:14] <BZ4> ,_,
[22:14] <ShadowHog> GEE GUYS THE 2001 GODZILLA SURE WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER
[22:14] <ShadowHog> EXCEPT FOR THE NEW STAR TREK FILM
[22:14] <Forendacil> ew
[22:15] <Senku> Spazzo is a spy
[22:15] <Forendacil> the only part I liked was the part with the raptors
[22:15] <Forendacil> urm
[22:15] <Forendacil> I mean the babyzillas
[22:15] <ShadowHog> Bleh, I just realize
[22:15] <ShadowHog> That was completely wasted
[22:15] <ShadowHog> DW's not in here to troll :(
[22:16] <Forendacil> rofl
[22:16] <Mystic> Owned

 

[CoatRack]

20:31 *** Chrispy joined #srb2fun
20:31 <Chrispy> sup guys
20:31 <KOTE> Hiya
20:32 <KOTE> Still on fire?
20:32 <Chrispy> Lemme check
20:32 <Chrispy> OHMI GAWD
20:32 <Chrispy> AAAAHHH
20:32 <Chrispy> AAAAHHHHHHH
20:32 <Chrispy> IT BURNS
20:32 <Chrispy> OH GOD
20:32 <Chrispy> yeah
20:32 MattW_CFI sets Chrispy on water
20:32 <KOTE> lol
20:33 <KOTE> TO THE QUOTE TOPIC!
20:33 <KOTE> CHARGE!!!

 

[Sonict]

When testing out a plugin in TM and it gets out of hand...

[12:41:24] * SRB2TMNF (SRB2TMNF@208.94.247.58) has joined #srb2fun
[12:41:24] <SRB2TMNF> [$<[SRB2]Sonict$>] Hi
[12:41:24] <SRB2TMNF> >> [INFO] Click on "Statistic" to see your time played on this server and number of you Top5 records.
[12:41:24] <SRB2TMNF> >> [SRB2]Sonict secured his 1. place with a time of 0:23.48!
[12:41:24] <SRB2TMNF> >> [INFO] Server rank, top players and top teams can be seen environment specific.
[12:41:24] <SRB2TMNF> LOTTERY (1 finishs)!!! [SRB2]Sonict got 40 coppers! Congratulations! (Server out of coppers soon)
[12:41:25] <SRB2TMNF> >> [INFO] In the teamlist, click on a team to see the members.
[12:41:25] <SRB2TMNF> [$<[SRB2]Sonict$>] /admin help
[12:41:25] * Xnuyasha sets mode: +b *!*@208.94.247.58
[12:41:25] * SRB2TMNF was kicked by Xnuyasha (Spam protection triggered, 6 lines in 7 seconds (30 second ban))
[12:41:25] -Xnuyasha:@#srb2fun- User SRB2TMNF triggered the flood protection in #srb2fun (strike 1)
[12:41:32] <fnd> XDD
[12:41:34] <Sonict> lol. I'm an idiot
[12:41:37] <SRB2-Playah> The shitballs?
[12:41:56] * Xnuyasha sets mode: -b *!*@208.94.247.58
[12:42:01] <fnd> Try it in your OWN channel :P
[12:42:04] <Spazzo> o.o
[12:42:16] <Sonict> Why the hell did it spam like that. Oh wll
[12:42:17] <Spazzo> ...wow, Sonict got the console from TMUF to output in IRC
[12:42:19] <Sonict> *well
[12:42:22] <Sonict> Yes
[12:42:30] <Sonict> You can talk to people in here as well
[12:42:32] <Spazzo> That's...strange
[12:42:37] <Spazzo> strangely cool
[12:42:40] <Spazzo> afk
[12:42:40] <Sonict> It is a plugin
[12:42:41] <Boinciel> (1 finishs)!!!
[12:42:55] <Sonict> I won my own coppers as you can see :P
[12:43:29] <Sonict> I don't understand why it spammed the chat though
[12:44:39] <Cue> O.o
[12:46:46] <Sonict> You know, I just noticed the last message before Xnuyasha kicked the bot is just perfect timing. XD "[12:41:25] <SRB2TMNF> [$<[SRB2]Sonict$>] /admin help"
[12:47:06] <Cue> hah

I couldn't resist. That was just perfect timing. XD. (Yeah, this means the TMNF server is almost ready to go. :) )

 

[K.S.]

[21:12] <Spazzo> I've moved on from that title, I hope
[21:12] <ShadowHog> No, you're just a m...ook?
[21:12] <Spazzo> Yeah, I'm a mook.
[21:12] <Spazzo> Offical Community Mook.
[21:12] <ShadowHog> You mook.
[21:13] <MattW_CFI> I thought you were the damned mascot :<
[21:13] <ShadowHog> That too
[21:13] <ShadowHog> But he's totally a mook
[21:13] <Spazzo> Offical Community Mook is 10x cooler.
[21:13] <Spazzo> ...
[21:13] <Spazzo> A disagreeable or incompetent person
[21:13] <Spazzo> en.wiktionary.org/wiki/mook
[21:13] <Spazzo> Fuck you
[21:13] <Spazzo> I am NOT a mook

If only he hadn't looked it up...

 

[Prime 2.0]

<Kalaron> I wish "much better" meant just as simple :(
<Spazzo> I've had to endure a number of nerfs :(
<Mystic> It's honestly simpler when you play it, Kalaron
<Mystic> it's only really complicated when you play it
<Mystic> It's no more complicated than any other FPS
<Prime_2> ...say that again?
<Mystic> it's only really complicated when you explain it