Speak LolCat

[Final Epsilon]

http://www.speaklolcat.com

THUNDR, RANE, AN LIGHTENIN
DANGR, WATR RISIN
CLAMOR, SIRENS WAILIN
IZ SUCH BAD SIGHT

SHADOWS, DARK CREATUREZ
STEEL CLOUDZ FLOATIN IN DA AIR
PEEPS RUN 4 SHELTR
WUTS GONNA HAPPEN 2 US?

ALL TEH STEPS WE TAEK
ALL TEH MOVEZ WE MAK
ALL TEH PAIN AT STAEK
I C TEH CHAOS 4 EVRYONE
HOO R WE
WUT CAN WE DO?

U AN I R TEH SAME IN DA WAI DAT
WE ALL HAS R OWN STYLEZ DAT WE WONT CHANGE
URS IZ FILLD WIF EVIL, AN MINE IZ NOT
THAR IZ NOWAI I CAN LOSE

CANT HOLD ON MUTCH LONGR
(BUT IM GONNA NEVR LET GO)
I KNOE IT BE WAN WAI TRACK
(TELL ME NAO HOW LONG DIS WILL LAST)
IM NOT GONNA FINKZ DIS WAI
(NOR WILL I COUNT ON OTHERS)
CLOSE MAH EYEZ AN FEELZ IT BURN
(NAO I C WUT I HAS GOTTA DO)
OPEN UR HART IZ GONNA BE ALRIGHT

ANCIENT CITY BLAZIN
SHADOWS KEEP ATTACKIN
LIL CHILDREN CRYIN
CONFUSHUN, HOPELES ANGR

I DOAN KNOE WUT IT CAN BE
BUT U DRIV ME CRAZY
ALL UR CUNNIN TRICKZ MAK ME SICK
U WONT HAS IT UR OWN WAI

CANT HOLD ON MUTCH LONGR
(BUT IM GONNA NEVR LET GO)
I KNOE IT BE WAN WAI TRACK
(TELL ME NAO HOW LONG DIS WILL LAST)
IM NOT GONNA FINKZ DIS WAI
(NOR WILL I COUNT ON OTHERS)
CLOSE MAH EYEZ AN FEELZ IT BURN
(NAO I C WUT I HAS GOTTA DO)
OPEN UR HART AN U WILL C!

IF IT WONT STOP
THAR WILL BE NO FUCHUR 4 US
IZ HARTS TID DOWN
BY ALL TEH HATE, GOTTA SET IT FREE

I KNOE IT BE WAN WAI TRACK
(TELL ME NAO HOW LONG DIS WILL LAST)
CLOSE MAH EYEZ AN FEELZ IT BURN
(NAO I C WUT I HAS GOTTA DO)
OPEN UR HART DOOD

Open Your Heart - Sonic Adventure

 

[SRB2 Guy]

I HAS BAD FEELIN BOUT DIS...

 

[Arf]

OH JESUS CHRIST WHY!?

INTERNET, WHY!?

 

[ninja]

Read Tis Fourarmzs Rulez... -_-.

 

[BlueZero4]

Nice for maybe 5 seconds.

Too bad it's going to generate a big load of crap of people posting this "lolcat" dialogue.