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Mikesword221
The man with no plan.
Ok there was a can at a reclying plant then another can came and said what are they going to do to us.the 1 can says no one knows.the 2 can said OMG you can talk!1 can.*sigh*
Ashura The Hedgehog
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Is it allowed to put raciest jokes here?
xxBeanGirl420xx
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I'd think that racism is not only extremely frowned upon (because it's just wrong, seriously), but it's also not permitted here... I think. You'll have to look up on it, but come on. Can't a joke be funny without it directing to race?
Com
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"Why did the friggin' chicken cross the friggn' road"
"Dur, why?"
"To get to the other side AHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Most jokes aren't really funny at all. All they do is play against certain people (blondes, whites, blacks) and leave it at that. And it can only be funny one time, if not, never.
I'll leave the joke telling to those who wish they were funny, because there are much more funny things out there than plain ol' jokes.
"Dur, why?"
"To get to the other side AHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Most jokes aren't really funny at all. All they do is play against certain people (blondes, whites, blacks) and leave it at that. And it can only be funny one time, if not, never.
I'll leave the joke telling to those who wish they were funny, because there are much more funny things out there than plain ol' jokes.
Two men are hunting in a forest, and one of them suddenly collapses in pain.
The other one grabs his mbile and phones emergency services, "Oh god, I think my friend is dead! What should I do? Help!"
They reply "well, first make sure he's dead."
Two shots are heard.
"Ok, so now what?"
The other one grabs his mbile and phones emergency services, "Oh god, I think my friend is dead! What should I do? Help!"
They reply "well, first make sure he's dead."
Two shots are heard.
"Ok, so now what?"
light dasher
Cacee gaming
What's black, white black white black white black white?
a nun rolling down the hill, whats black and white and laughing? the nun that pushed her down
a nun rolling down the hill, whats black and white and laughing? the nun that pushed her down
sonicfreak94
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Blade T. vampire
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Yo Momma jokes
Yo momma so ugly, when she jumped in the water,
the water jumped out.
Yo momma so fat, when she ordered a water bed,
they threw blankets over the Atlantic, Pacific, and
Arctic Oceans!
Yo momma so fat, when she got cut, she bled gravy.
Yo momma so ugly, when she jumped in the water,
the water jumped out.
Yo momma so fat, when she ordered a water bed,
they threw blankets over the Atlantic, Pacific, and
Arctic Oceans!
Yo momma so fat, when she got cut, she bled gravy.
Sonic blue
A work in progress...
you probably heard this one, why was the agent in bed? Because he was under cover.
tailsmastermind
Does time attack too much
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
"WATER!"
The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
"WATER!"
Sonic blue
A work in progress...
yo mama's so fat when she went to the beach the captain said, "I! its Moby Dick!
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