IRC Quotes; Round 3.

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<Simsmagic> what should I name my hat-based gaming console
<D00D64-X> Phat Hat
<Scizor300> Megaman 11 will have blast processing
<Scizor300> i am calling it right now
<D00D64-X> and one of its launch titles will be Viewtiful Joe 2, Hat Edition
<D00D64-X> and when he says PHAT HAT, he shall summon a PHAT HAT on his head
<Simsmagic> he will then play his own game
<D00D64-X> of course
<Simsmagic> where you can spawn an endless loop
<D00D64-X> but it will be great
<Simsmagic> of viewtiful joe playing his own game
<Simsmagic> and you will come to the conclusion
<Simsmagic> that you are in fact
<Simsmagic> viewtiful joe
<D00D64-X> or a hat
<Simsmagic> or a hat

Also coming to PHAT HAT: Awesome The Hedgehog - Hats Edition
 
In a Riders serv:

<Sly> drift wont work for me
<Mr. Mystery> steer + taunt, dummies
<Sly> lol
<Sly> wtf is the steer button?
<Sly> XD
<Sly> when i press taunt...i jump...wtf
<D00D64> yes
<Mr. Mystery> STEER
<D00D64> that's the idea!
<Sly> wtf is the steer button?
<D00D64> you NEVER played Mario Kart before?
<D00D64> .,..
<Sly> no
<D00D64> oy...
<Sly> i hate mario
<Mr. Mystery> ...you cannot be serious
<Sly> so no lol
<Sly> and i control the cars with mouse...cause idk how to steer and drift
<D00D64> oh come on, this should be easy for you
<D00D64> just hold turn
<D00D64> mouse wont work
<Sly> lol

I'd pay to watch his attempt(s) to earn a license.
 
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[22:35] <Nev3r> http://www.euskalnet.net/kepaware/evilness1.png What do you think about my evilness for this texture?
[22:36] <Chromatian> CZ64, Frost Valley
[22:36] *** Thompson quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[22:36] <MonsterIestyn> Arctic Valley
[22:36] <SteelTH> Nev3r: My aunt has a wall with that texture on it.
[22:36] <SteelTH> Antarctic Valley
[22:36] <Nev3r> well I'm mapping your aunt's house
[22:36] <SteelTH> ;o
[22:36] <Nev3r> and your aunt is the final boss
[22:36] <SteelTH> :o*
[22:37] <Mars> what
[22:37] <Majro> ...just with more ghosts and underaged girls
[22:37] *** Spectrum joined #srb2fun
[22:37] <Nev3r> WELCOME TO MY WORLD
[22:37] <SteelTH> *more :O*
[22:37] <Mystic> and hopefully, ghosts of underage girls.
[22:37] <Nev3r> WELCOME TO MY NETHERWORLD
[22:37] <SteelTH> This channel becomes really creepy O_o
[22:38] <Mystic> I don't even want to know how ghosts of underage girls ended up in your nethers, Nev3r

And this happened after innocent post.
 
Scanning through logs older than sin.

[21:11] <Scizor300> WHY THE FUCK WILL NOBODY ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION!?
[21:11] <@Mystic> BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
[21:11] <@Arfbound> Err what?
[21:11] <@Mystic> and/or nobody cares
[21:11] <@Arfbound> Seriously
[21:11] <@Arfbound> I have no idea what you're asking
[21:11] <BlazingPhoenix> CAPS
[21:11] <BlazingPhoenix> CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
[21:11] * Mystic was kicked by Arfbound (CAPS ARE KEWL)
[21:11] * Mystic (mystic@173-22-169-163.client.mchsi.com) has joined #Srb2fun
[21:11] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Mystic
[21:11] <@Arfbound> >:3
[21:12] * Arfbound was kicked by Mystic (LET ME HAVE MY CRUISE CONTROL, BITCH)
[01:27] <@Inuyasha> also, I tried using a straight rail ring for that, and it didn't work very well
[01:27] <@Inuyasha> so I curved it
[01:27] <Flame> Yeah, how? :(
[01:27] <@Inuyasha> separate function
[01:27] <Flame> .. Huh?
[01:28] <@Inuyasha> [05:13] <@Inuyasha> void A_BossX4TurretAct(mobj_t *actor);
[01:28] <@Inuyasha> [05:13] <@Inuyasha> void A_BossX4TurretFire(mobj_t *actor);
[01:28] <@Inuyasha> [05:13] <@Inuyasha> void A_BossX4FloorSpecial(mobj_t *actor);
[01:28] <@Inuyasha> [05:13] <@Inuyasha> void A_BossX4FloorClear(mobj_t *actor);
[01:28] <@Inuyasha> [05:13] <@Inuyasha> void A_BossX4RailShot(mobj_t *actor);
[01:28] <@Inuyasha> [05:13] <@Inuyasha> void A_BossX4Invinciblerize(mobj_t *actor);
[01:28] <@Inuyasha> [05:13] <@Inuyasha> Do I have enough functions for this one damned boss yet? =P
[01:28] * Xnuyasha sets mode: +b *!*@cpe-066-056-233-194.ec.res.rr.com
[01:28] * Inuyasha was kicked by Xnuyasha (Spam protection triggered, 7 lines in 7 seconds (30 second ban))
[01:28] <@Sonict> lol
[01:28] * ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@cpe-066-056-233-194.ec.res.rr.com
[01:28] * Inuyasha (x@cpe-066-056-233-194.ec.res.rr.com) has joined #Srb2fun
[01:28] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Inuyasha
[01:28] <ZG00|AoE3> Kicked by his own bot :P
[01:28] <@Sonict> You got owned :P
[14:08] <@Arf> WHOEVER SAYS OSUWARI NEXT GETS KICKED
[14:08] * Rob sets mode: +b *!*@190.177.8.9
[14:08] * Arf was kicked by Rob (Here it is!)
[17:07] <@Mystic> lol, this is priceless
[17:08] <@Mystic> http://knowyourmeme.com/i/7060/original/GoldCP.jpg?1248968802 - I can easily see the rage coming from this
[17:08] <@Mystic> As usual, /b/ wins the internet
[17:08] <yoshibot> Furyhunter: is this over the lol spoilers?
[17:08] <Nev3r> it's quite old right now, Mystic
[17:09] <@Mystic> Oh, I'm sure
[17:09] <Nev3r> but it was an epic troll soup back then
[17:09] <@Mystic> Old meme is old
[17:09] <@Mystic> but it's new to me, and I think that's a hilarious troll

I'd post more but wordpad is ungodly slow due to the log's file size.
 
I thought this would be worth a quote:

<D00D64-X> HEY WHACKJOOD
<D00D64-X> http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7986587/k_LuigiCircuitGBA.wad
<D00D64-X> erbrbrbrbrbrbr
<RoyKirbs> ...Luigig Circut?
<D00D64-X> Luigig
<RoyKirbs> Luigig!
<D00D64-X> Marir!
<RoyKirbs> Warir!
<RoyKirbs> Waluigig!
<D00D64-X> Princese Peaca!
<Bbop800> Bowses!
<D00D64-X> Donkek Kono
<D00D64-X> Koopo!
<RoyKirbs> Great, we made a whole new cast for Sonimoc.
<D00D64-X> yep
 
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<Questionguy555> I've been downloading TF2 for 2 straight days without turning my computer off or stopping the download.
<Questionguy555> Guess what %
<MonsterIestyn> less than 50%?
<Questionguy555> 31%
<MonsterIestyn> Heh
<Questionguy555> I'm struggling to pay for THIS?
<Majro> Don't worry about this. I'm sure that something will go wrong at 98%
<Questionguy555> Don't Jinx me!!!
<Spectrum> lol
<MonsterIestyn> 666
<Questionguy555> Great, now Satin is going to corrupt my download.
<Questionguy555> Thanks, MonsterIestyn!
<Majro> Satin?
<MonsterIestyn> I dunno about Satin, but Satan might
<MonsterIestyn> Oops
<Questionguy555> Aw, damnit!
<Majro> What a rouge that Satin is, eh
<Whackjood> The rouge angles of Satin are everywhere man
<Spectrum> XD
<Questionguy555> Is anyone gonna upload this to the quotes topic?
<Questionguy555> 'cause I need to post something so people don't think I'm dead.
<Majro> dun dun dun
<Questionguy555> They'll think Satin killed me.
<MonsterIestyn> Lol
Later that hour:

<Majro> So, SatAM is evil? I knew that there was I reason I hated it!
<MonsterIestyn> there was I reason?
<Majro> ...crud
<MonsterIestyn> Heheh
<Majro> Okay, NOW I see how can you misspell Satan as Satin

Satin's going to kill me now.
 
From the Pony Roleplay channel, a troll so epic by yours truly that I felt the need to share it with you all.

In this scene I played Celestia and Twilight-Sparkle. My victims were RoyKirbs and the Channel Op: Chief-Wolf/Chief-Pony, you may remember him as Csmgiw. Contains interesting fact about Roy.

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[22:36:36] * Celestia throws an unmarked box at Twillight and leaves.
[22:36:41] <@Chief-Wolf> Look, this one has all my things in it
[22:36:45] <@Chief-Wolf> ...and she left
[22:36:54] * @Chief-Wolf looks at the box
[22:36:55] <Celestia> Have fun with the game you two.
[22:36:56] <@Chief-Wolf> What is it?
[22:37:06] <Twilight-Sparkle> I haven't the faintest...
[22:37:29] * Twilight-Sparkle opens and finds a pile of strangely marked wrappers.
[22:37:39] * RoyKirbs uses a bulldozer to try to push Rosy out the window while Dee uses a crane to pull her out the other side.
[22:37:39] <Twilight-Sparkle> ...T-r-o...
[22:37:43] <@Chief-Wolf> ...?
[22:37:56] * Twilight-Sparkle stops and gets a shocked look.
[22:37:57] <RoyKirbs> ((Oh god it's going there.))
[22:38:12] <@Chief-Wolf> ((what is... OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DUDE))
[22:38:26] <RoyKirbs> ((Coincidentally our school mascot is that.))
[22:38:27] <@Chief-Wolf> What is it twi...
[22:38:34] <Twilight-Sparkle> ...If this is another of her jokes, it's working on me.
[22:38:43] <@Chief-Wolf> What is it Twilight..?
[22:39:04] * Twilight-Sparkle pulls up a bottle of Tropicana Orange juice filled with water.
[22:39:14] <Twilight-Sparkle> ...because I am thoroughly perplexed
[22:39:19] * Dee looks at Roy with a "It's not working!" face.
[22:39:25] <Twilight-Sparkle> ((Gotcha))
[22:39:25] * @Chief-Wolf looks reproved
[22:39:32] <@Chief-Wolf> ((that was good bro))
[22:39:45] <Twilight-Sparkle> ((You totally thought Trojan, didn't you))
[22:39:53] <RoyKirbs> ((Dammit I did.))
[22:40:06] <RoyKirbs> ((.-.))
[22:40:14] <@Chief-Wolf> ((I didn't think of it until roy was a pervert))
 
From the Pony Roleplay channel, a troll so epic by yours truly that I felt the need to share it with you all.

In this scene I played Celestia and Twilight-Sparkle. My victims were RoyKirbs and the Channel Op: Chief-Wolf/Chief-Pony, you may remember him as Csmgiw. Contains interesting fact about Roy.

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[22:36:36]The Quote here


You see this is why nobody joins the channel any more D:
 
How to have a joke flip over and bite your face off:

[00:31] -->| Prime_2 has joined #srb2fun
[00:32] <Boinciel> Go to sleep, Prime
[00:33] <Mystic> where do you download that, Boinciel?
[00:33] <MrMystery> haha
[00:36] <Boinciel> <Mystic> where do you download that, Boinciel? <-- What?
[00:36] <Boinciel> What do you want to download?
[00:36] <Boinciel> Reverse furry Ran?
[00:36] <Boinciel> That's the only image there is
[00:36] * Mystic has a sweatdrop of approximately the same size as his ego
[00:36] <Boinciel> you have no ego left
[00:37] <Boinciel> so no sweatdrop?
[...]
[00:39] <Boinciel> Mystic what is it you need to download quick before I go to sleep in about 30 seconds
[00:39] <Mystic> Boinciel, you clearly aren't awake and paying attention
[00:39] <Mystic> If I explain that joke it won't be funny. Go to sleep
[00:39] <Boinciel> oh okay
 
#srb2dev said:
16:36 <JTE> HELLO CALLUM! :D
16:36 * Callum huggles JTE n.n
16:36 * JTE purrrs warmly
16:36 * Inuyasha hugs JTE
16:37 * JTE happy programmer kitty. :33
16:45 <JTE> Callum, Callum, did you see I added stuffs too? :33 A new linedef thingy!1
16:45 <Callum> JTE: yes, I did :D
16:46 * JTE purrrs.
16:46 <Sphere|Mapping> good programmer kitty
16:46 * Sphere|Mapping pets JTE
16:47 <Alam_Squeeze> we need a reward system for JTE
This is what serious development is like with JTE. :33 I just didn't wants it to get lost. Yesh, I cut out a lot of unrelated stuff relating to the actual details of things being made. It's okay.
 
This is what serious development is like with JTE. :33 I just didn't wants it to get lost. Yesh, I cut out a lot of unrelated stuff relating to the actual details of things being made. It's okay.
I like the part where that isn't funny in the slightest, but is incredibly creepy.
 
#srb2fun said:
[23:33] <Furyhunter> Fucking friends sidebar
[23:33] <Furyhunter> What the fuck Facebook
[23:33] <Furyhunter> This is stupid as fuck
[23:33] <SteelTH> fucking, fuck, fuck
[23:33] <SteelTH> :D
[23:34] <SpiritCrusher> Fuckinghunter
[23:34] <Majro> That totally needed to be pointed out
[23:34] <SRB2WikiMonster> Lol, using the f word
[23:34] <SpiritCrusher> lol saying "the f word"
[23:34] <SRB2WikiMonster> Heh
[23:34] <RedEnchilada> I hate this the f wording interface
[23:34] <RoyKirbs> F word!
[23:35] <Furyhunter> Fuckity FUCK I want to fucking quit facebook
[23:35] <SRB2WikiMonster> lol using swear words at all
[23:35] <RoyKirbs> I know many f words!
[23:35] <RoyKirbs> Fruit!
[23:35] <RoyKirbs> Finance!
[23:35] <RedEnchilada> it's so the f wording terrible
[23:35] <Spectrum> fuck is overused
[23:35] <RoyKirbs> Fantastic!
[23:35] <RedEnchilada> the f word
[23:35] <CZ64> It's still better than Myspace
[23:35] *** Furyhunter is now known as Fuckhunter
[23:35] <Fuckhunter> There, happy?
[23:35] <SteelTH> Fuckity FUCK I want to fucking quit fuckbook <- fix'd for ya Furyhunter
[23:35] <RoyKirbs> You fuck hunters?
[23:35] <RoyKirbs> :3
[23:35] <RedEnchilada> no I'm fucking not
[23:35] <Spectrum> fuckbook?
[23:35] <Spectrum> XD
[23:35] <johnw> for fuck sake.
[23:35] <RoyKirbs> facefuck
[23:35] <RedEnchilada> fuckity
[23:35] <SRB2WikiMonster> *yawns*
[23:35] <Spectrum> You could also replace book with fuck
[23:35] *** Spherallic quit (Quit: WAAAAAAAAAAAARHAMMER OOOOOOOOOOF ZILLYHOOOOOO)
[23:36] <SteelTH> fuckityfuck?
[23:36] <RedEnchilada> replace them fucking both!
[23:36] <SpiritCrusher> Oh please RoyKirbs, let's not talk about that
[23:36] <SRB2WikiMonster> This is one bandwagon I'm not going to join in with
[23:36] <RedEnchilada> fuckfuck

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[22:00] <ST218> i'm sorry everyone, I had caffeine and sugar earlier
[22:01] <Chase> but sugar doesn't make you hyper
[22:01] <Iceman404> No, but I guess...
[22:01] <Iceman404> Super Emeralds do
[22:01] <Iceman404> YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOO
Uh,
yeah...They didn't take that very well and sorta overreacted...
In fact, I was just banned. How long do bans last for anyways?
 
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If this was your first ban and if it was automatic, it only lasts 30 seconds. ;)
The second ban lasts 300 seconds and I think that the third ban is permanent.
 
If Kikyo bans you because of overusing of caps, the first ban lasts 30 seconds (I saw that live) and the second lasts 300 seconds (IIRC). I think that the third ban is permanent, but I do not know.
 
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