This probally get locked but it so funny... Midget on COPS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oEfRoKe1sE

Well it's about a honest midget trying to make a honest buck. But it all goes bad when the cops come. It's my fault if this gets locked and I understand.. But it's so funny I had to show all the people that I know.

Midget: I can break these cuffs!

Cop: You can't break those cuffs...

Midget: ARRRRAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

First of all, it is funny enough seeing him try to run away, then it is even funnier when he tries to escape by climbing the light poll... lol

And then he tries to go hulk on the hand cuffs.

This is great.

We have IRC for this, kthxbai.