IRC Quotes; Round 3.
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[22:49] <MrMystery> lol, I just got called a hippie in a server for asking for race
[22:50] <Mystic> Come now, the proper insult is "care bear"
[22:50] <Mystic> Come now, the proper insult is "care bear"
Laughed at this a little harder than I should have at the time.
[01:35] <Simsmagic> what do I name my new cute puppy pokeman
[01:35] <Simsmagic> whom evolves into an ugly doggy pokeman?
[01:35] <Chase> Inuyasha
[01:35] <Simsmagic> fair enough
[01:36] <Inuyasha> >.>
[01:35] <Simsmagic> what do I name my new cute puppy pokeman
[01:35] <Simsmagic> whom evolves into an ugly doggy pokeman?
[01:35] <Chase> Inuyasha
[01:35] <Simsmagic> fair enough
[01:36] <Inuyasha> >.>
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[17:40] <Jev3|Away> oh by the way I figured out why the wood in RVZ doesn't burn
[17:40] <Jev3|Away> its petrified wood!
[17:40] <Chase> Jev3 why would wood be in a volcano in the first p lace
[17:41] <Whackjood> Yeah that would work
[17:41] <Whackjood> Because Eggman is brilliant like that
[17:41] <Jev3|Away> because an ancient civilization doesn't have access to metal!
[17:41] <Jev3|Away> but they can harvest petrified wood
[17:41] <Chase> Jev3 it would burn
[17:41] <Whackjood> well, if it's an ancient civilization.
[17:41] <Chase> THEY would burn
[17:41] <Whackjood> It's the same civilization that put a temple in the egg rock!
[17:41] <Chase> Hell why would they live in a volcano
[17:41] <Jev3|Away> yeah!
[17:41] <Jev3|Away> wait
[17:41] <Jev3|Away> no
[17:41] <Jev3|Away> because then RVZ would look like AGZ
[17:41] <Jev3|Away> because they're Hawaiian?
[17:41] <Jev3|Away> or stupid
[17:42] <Chase> Hawaiians don't live in volcanos
[17:42] <MrMystery> [17:41] <Jev3|Away> or stupid <-- hence why they're all dead
[17:42] <Jev3|Away> they don't?
[17:42] <Jev3|Away> missed moment of awesome there
[17:42] <Jev3|Away> I know!
[17:42] <Whackjood> then...
[17:42] <Jev3|Away> its a mine
[17:42] <Whackjood> Who put the temple in ERZ? D:
[17:42] <Jev3|Away> ooh!
[17:42] <Chase> Eggman
[17:42] <Chase> For flavor
[17:42] <Jev3|Away> RVZ was build by Gorons!
[17:42] <Chase> Goron cameo in RVZ
[17:42] <Whackjood> What a twist!
[17:43] <MrMystery> Eggman also put an inaccessible room in act 2 with a lovely garden+waterfall
[17:43] <Jev3|Away> the twist is that Robotnik is a Goron Elder
[17:43] <MrMystery> for flavor
[17:43] <Whackjood> Actually, me and the guy I cooped through with skype. We looked at those bio-chambers in ERZ2 and reasoned that it was some kind of a system to make oxygen for the rock
[17:43] <Whackjood> Eggman has to breath after all :V
[17:44] <Chase> No
[17:44] <Chase> Eggman is secretly a robot
[17:44] <Whackjood> What a twist, again!
[17:44] <Chase> He built himself
[17:44] <Jev3|Away> Eggman is a robot goron elder!
[17:44] <Chase> by time travel
[17:44] <Jev3|Away> and he has the triforce of power!
[17:45] <Jev3|Away> and he got the triforce of power by bribing the space pirates with awesome technology
[17:45] <Whackjood> Finish game with all emeralds, encounter Eggman's true form.
[17:45] <Whackjood> Metal-Robotnik-Ganondorf-Ridley
[17:45] <MrMystery> oh dear god what
[17:45] <HatOverHat> lol
[17:45] <HatOverHat> I can totally see the berserker from Hexen fighting that
[17:46] <Jev3|Away> However its not enough, Eggman needs more power
[17:46] <Whackjood> By 'fighting' you mean, punching once then dynig?
[17:46] <Whackjood> *dying, derp
[17:46] <Jev3|Away> so he builds a castle and enslaves a local population of mushrooms
[17:46] <Whackjood> so, in the end he is banished by a blue hedgehog with a red cap wielding a hyrulian shield with a gun for an arm?
[17:47] <Jev3|Away> to disguise himself, he puts a smiley face on his eggmobile, and wears a green suit of armor with spikes on it
[17:47] <MrMystery> only to have his ass kicked repeatedly by a fat italian
[17:48] <Jev3|Away> realizing that he's spread too thin, he decides to secretly extract power from the Mushroom Kingdom while continuing to humor Princess Peach and Mario
[17:48] <Jev3|Away> at one point he tries to expand and build a reactor at the center of the universe
[17:48] <Whackjood> At this rate, Captain N will have to intervene to stop this crossover from getting too ridiculous.
[17:49] <Jev3|Away> but that ended badly
[17:49] <Jev3|Away> because starfox did a barrel roll while he was shooting fireballs
[17:49] <Whackjood> However metal-everything's reign of terror ended when he built a wodden bridge in RVZ and it collapsed underneath him
[17:49] <Whackjood> wodden
[17:49] <Jev3|Away> only because Sonic got to the axe on the other side first
[17:50] <MrMystery> lmao
[17:50] <Whackjood> beat me to the puncline
[17:50] <Whackjood> puncline?
[17:50] <Jev3|Away> pun cline!
[17:50] <Sphere|Minecraft> pun clinic!
[17:50] <Whackjood> This is a worldwide pundemic
[17:50] <Whackjood> I'll have to take some punicillin
[17:50] <Sphere|Minecraft> what a punomenon
[17:50] <Jev3|Away> *shot*
[17:51] <Jev3|Away> there, now I'm protected
[17:51] <MrMystery> and the drummer is tripping over himself trying to keep up
[17:51] <Mystic> I'm going to kill you all
[17:51] <MrMystery> good to know
[17:51] <Whackjood> yes sir :(
[17:40] <Jev3|Away> its petrified wood!
[17:40] <Chase> Jev3 why would wood be in a volcano in the first p lace
[17:41] <Whackjood> Yeah that would work
[17:41] <Whackjood> Because Eggman is brilliant like that
[17:41] <Jev3|Away> because an ancient civilization doesn't have access to metal!
[17:41] <Jev3|Away> but they can harvest petrified wood
[17:41] <Chase> Jev3 it would burn
[17:41] <Whackjood> well, if it's an ancient civilization.
[17:41] <Chase> THEY would burn
[17:41] <Whackjood> It's the same civilization that put a temple in the egg rock!
[17:41] <Chase> Hell why would they live in a volcano
[17:41] <Jev3|Away> yeah!
[17:41] <Jev3|Away> wait
[17:41] <Jev3|Away> no
[17:41] <Jev3|Away> because then RVZ would look like AGZ
[17:41] <Jev3|Away> because they're Hawaiian?
[17:41] <Jev3|Away> or stupid
[17:42] <Chase> Hawaiians don't live in volcanos
[17:42] <MrMystery> [17:41] <Jev3|Away> or stupid <-- hence why they're all dead
[17:42] <Jev3|Away> they don't?
[17:42] <Jev3|Away> missed moment of awesome there
[17:42] <Jev3|Away> I know!
[17:42] <Whackjood> then...
[17:42] <Jev3|Away> its a mine
[17:42] <Whackjood> Who put the temple in ERZ? D:
[17:42] <Jev3|Away> ooh!
[17:42] <Chase> Eggman
[17:42] <Chase> For flavor
[17:42] <Jev3|Away> RVZ was build by Gorons!
[17:42] <Chase> Goron cameo in RVZ
[17:42] <Whackjood> What a twist!
[17:43] <MrMystery> Eggman also put an inaccessible room in act 2 with a lovely garden+waterfall
[17:43] <Jev3|Away> the twist is that Robotnik is a Goron Elder
[17:43] <MrMystery> for flavor
[17:43] <Whackjood> Actually, me and the guy I cooped through with skype. We looked at those bio-chambers in ERZ2 and reasoned that it was some kind of a system to make oxygen for the rock
[17:43] <Whackjood> Eggman has to breath after all :V
[17:44] <Chase> No
[17:44] <Chase> Eggman is secretly a robot
[17:44] <Whackjood> What a twist, again!
[17:44] <Chase> He built himself
[17:44] <Jev3|Away> Eggman is a robot goron elder!
[17:44] <Chase> by time travel
[17:44] <Jev3|Away> and he has the triforce of power!
[17:45] <Jev3|Away> and he got the triforce of power by bribing the space pirates with awesome technology
[17:45] <Whackjood> Finish game with all emeralds, encounter Eggman's true form.
[17:45] <Whackjood> Metal-Robotnik-Ganondorf-Ridley
[17:45] <MrMystery> oh dear god what
[17:45] <HatOverHat> lol
[17:45] <HatOverHat> I can totally see the berserker from Hexen fighting that
[17:46] <Jev3|Away> However its not enough, Eggman needs more power
[17:46] <Whackjood> By 'fighting' you mean, punching once then dynig?
[17:46] <Whackjood> *dying, derp
[17:46] <Jev3|Away> so he builds a castle and enslaves a local population of mushrooms
[17:46] <Whackjood> so, in the end he is banished by a blue hedgehog with a red cap wielding a hyrulian shield with a gun for an arm?
[17:47] <Jev3|Away> to disguise himself, he puts a smiley face on his eggmobile, and wears a green suit of armor with spikes on it
[17:47] <MrMystery> only to have his ass kicked repeatedly by a fat italian
[17:48] <Jev3|Away> realizing that he's spread too thin, he decides to secretly extract power from the Mushroom Kingdom while continuing to humor Princess Peach and Mario
[17:48] <Jev3|Away> at one point he tries to expand and build a reactor at the center of the universe
[17:48] <Whackjood> At this rate, Captain N will have to intervene to stop this crossover from getting too ridiculous.
[17:49] <Jev3|Away> but that ended badly
[17:49] <Jev3|Away> because starfox did a barrel roll while he was shooting fireballs
[17:49] <Whackjood> However metal-everything's reign of terror ended when he built a wodden bridge in RVZ and it collapsed underneath him
[17:49] <Whackjood> wodden
[17:49] <Jev3|Away> only because Sonic got to the axe on the other side first
[17:50] <MrMystery> lmao
[17:50] <Whackjood> beat me to the puncline
[17:50] <Whackjood> puncline?
[17:50] <Jev3|Away> pun cline!
[17:50] <Sphere|Minecraft> pun clinic!
[17:50] <Whackjood> This is a worldwide pundemic
[17:50] <Whackjood> I'll have to take some punicillin
[17:50] <Sphere|Minecraft> what a punomenon
[17:50] <Jev3|Away> *shot*
[17:51] <Jev3|Away> there, now I'm protected
[17:51] <MrMystery> and the drummer is tripping over himself trying to keep up
[17:51] <Mystic> I'm going to kill you all
[17:51] <MrMystery> good to know
[17:51] <Whackjood> yes sir :(
[22:39:58]<Rob>No dice
[22:40:11]<Chase>Literal or figuratively ?
[22:40:34]<Prime_2>He has to roll first to give you your answer
[22:40:38]<Prime_2>constitution check or something
[22:40:45]<Chase>Pff haah
[22:40:47]<Prime_2>If he fails, he destroys his monitor
[22:40:54]<Rob>[01:40:12] <Chase> Literal or figuratively ? < Both
[22:41:10]<Chase>What would of a critical been PRime_2
[22:41:14]<Prime_2>Fucking cheater, you rolled a 12
[22:41:21]<Prime_2>your constitution sucks, you destroyed the whole rig
Ah poking fun at Rob with the current subject.
[22:40:11]<Chase>Literal or figuratively ?
[22:40:34]<Prime_2>He has to roll first to give you your answer
[22:40:38]<Prime_2>constitution check or something
[22:40:45]<Chase>Pff haah
[22:40:47]<Prime_2>If he fails, he destroys his monitor
[22:40:54]<Rob>[01:40:12] <Chase> Literal or figuratively ? < Both
[22:41:10]<Chase>What would of a critical been PRime_2
[22:41:14]<Prime_2>Fucking cheater, you rolled a 12
[22:41:21]<Prime_2>your constitution sucks, you destroyed the whole rig
Ah poking fun at Rob with the current subject.
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JEV3
There and back again~
[02:27:45] <Cue> Crawla, generalchat 1
[02:27:55] <Cue> Crawla, set generalchat 1
[02:27:56] <Crawla> Okay, Cue, generalchat now set to 1.
[02:27:58] <Cue> I AM NOT AWAKE TODAY :(
[02:28:00] <Cue> Crawla, kill!
[02:28:01] * Crawla mauls Inuyasha
[02:28:07] <Cue> HAH!
[02:28:13] <MrMystery> lol, farewell pooch
[02:28:16] * Cue stands in triumph
[02:28:17] <Jev3> Crawla, kill!
[02:28:19] <Crawla> why should I kill DragonSpirit for you?
[02:28:24] <Cue> Crawla, Mystic
[02:28:24] <Crawla> Mystic is a robo-ass
[02:28:24] <Jev3> because he insulted your mother
[02:28:26] <Cue> ... wow
[02:28:28] <MrMystery> ahahahahahaha
[02:28:31] <Cue> Crawla, set generalchat 0
[02:28:32] <Crawla> Okay, Cue, generalchat now set to 0.
[02:28:44] =-= Crawla was booted from #Srb2fun by Inuyasha (/me punts Crawla)
[02:28:52] * Cue bites Inuyasha
[02:28:57] * Jev3 pets Cue
[02:29:09] <Cue> Fucking hell Inu, now I have to restart the thing
[02:29:14] <Inuyasha> I was mauled :<
[02:29:23] <MrMystery> plenty decent excuse!
[02:29:25] -->| Crawla (~Eggman@server.srb2.org) has joined #Srb2fun
[02:29:35] -->| Kikyo (~kikyou@cpe-075-191-201-054.ec.res.rr.com) has joined #Srb2fun
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[02:29:36] <Jev3> Crawla, Inuyasha
[02:29:46] <Cue> <Cue> Crawla, set generalchat 0
[02:29:46] <Crawla> Okay, Cue, <Cue> now set to generalchat 0.
[02:29:49] <Cue> ...
[02:29:58] <Mystic> Owned
[02:29:59] <Cue> whoops
[02:30:00] <Mystic> So hard.
[02:27:55] <Cue> Crawla, set generalchat 1
[02:27:56] <Crawla> Okay, Cue, generalchat now set to 1.
[02:27:58] <Cue> I AM NOT AWAKE TODAY :(
[02:28:00] <Cue> Crawla, kill!
[02:28:01] * Crawla mauls Inuyasha
[02:28:07] <Cue> HAH!
[02:28:13] <MrMystery> lol, farewell pooch
[02:28:16] * Cue stands in triumph
[02:28:17] <Jev3> Crawla, kill!
[02:28:19] <Crawla> why should I kill DragonSpirit for you?
[02:28:24] <Cue> Crawla, Mystic
[02:28:24] <Crawla> Mystic is a robo-ass
[02:28:24] <Jev3> because he insulted your mother
[02:28:26] <Cue> ... wow
[02:28:28] <MrMystery> ahahahahahaha
[02:28:31] <Cue> Crawla, set generalchat 0
[02:28:32] <Crawla> Okay, Cue, generalchat now set to 0.
[02:28:44] =-= Crawla was booted from #Srb2fun by Inuyasha (/me punts Crawla)
[02:28:52] * Cue bites Inuyasha
[02:28:57] * Jev3 pets Cue
[02:29:09] <Cue> Fucking hell Inu, now I have to restart the thing
[02:29:14] <Inuyasha> I was mauled :<
[02:29:23] <MrMystery> plenty decent excuse!
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[02:29:36] <Jev3> Crawla, Inuyasha
[02:29:46] <Cue> <Cue> Crawla, set generalchat 0
[02:29:46] <Crawla> Okay, Cue, <Cue> now set to generalchat 0.
[02:29:49] <Cue> ...
[02:29:58] <Mystic> Owned
[02:29:59] <Cue> whoops
[02:30:00] <Mystic> So hard.
(Blade and Inu discussing HUD graphics)
[22:26] <D00D64-X> OH I KNOW
[22:26] <D00D64-X> YOU SHOULD RIP OFF THE DOOM HUD
[22:26] <Inuyasha> because I've heard enough from both sides of the playing field that I... what
[22:26] <D00D64-X> Or just Sonic Doom 2
[22:26] <Inuyasha> So wait
[22:26] <D00D64-X> IT WOULD BE 1000% PERFECT
[22:26] <Inuyasha> With red score/time/rings, how do you want to signal the lack of rings to the player? the HUD dripping blood or something? =P
[22:27] <RedEnchilada> inu: YES
[22:27] <RedEnchilada> DO IT
[22:26] <D00D64-X> OH I KNOW
[22:26] <D00D64-X> YOU SHOULD RIP OFF THE DOOM HUD
[22:26] <Inuyasha> because I've heard enough from both sides of the playing field that I... what
[22:26] <D00D64-X> Or just Sonic Doom 2
[22:26] <Inuyasha> So wait
[22:26] <D00D64-X> IT WOULD BE 1000% PERFECT
[22:26] <Inuyasha> With red score/time/rings, how do you want to signal the lack of rings to the player? the HUD dripping blood or something? =P
[22:27] <RedEnchilada> inu: YES
[22:27] <RedEnchilada> DO IT
On second thought, I don't need the other lines
TDM
New name: "Blivsey"
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<Playah> I think I'm smart. :(
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<Mystic> the problem is, Playah, you don't have any data to determine if that's true or not ^_~
<D00D64-X> Allegedly, I'm smart
<Mystic> Half of the planet is of below average intelligence.
<Mystic> Clearly including D00D64-X
<D00D64-X> :3
<TailsDM> <Mystic> Half of the planet is of below average intelligence.
<Blade> I like to think I'm average
<TailsDM> So half is above it?
<Mystic> well yes. That is kinda inherent in the definition of "average"
<Mystic> but don't tell anyone in charge of the school board this basic fact
<Playah> Where are the people who are at average? '-'
<TailsDM> oh god reminds me of a certain Dilbert comic[20:35] <Simsmagic> so guys
[20:35] <Simsmagic> who wants to test an srb2 thing for me
[20:35] <Mima> not now
[20:36] <RedEnchilada> I don't not refuse to distance myself from nothing that doesn't not involve testing something that isn't an srb2 map
[20:37] <RedEnchilada> ...oh my god did I say yes or no
[20:37] <Mima> I think no
[20:37] <Chase> yes
[20:37] <Chase> you said yes
[20:37] <Mima> oh yeah
[20:37] <Mima> he did say yes
[20:37] <Mima> so get with it
[20:38] <RedEnchilada> ...nine negatives
[20:38] <RedEnchilada> that ends up negative
[20:38] <RedEnchilada> so gtfo chase
[20:38] <Chase> nooo
[20:39] <Chase> It's 10
[20:40] <RedEnchilada> <RedEnchilada> I don't not refuse to distance myself from nothing that doesn't not involve testing something that isn't an srb2 map
[20:41] <Mima> 8
[20:41] <ArghArgh200> seven
[20:41] <RedEnchilada> wait
[20:41] <Mima> still an even
[20:41] <RedEnchilada> damnit
[20:41] <RedEnchilada> I'm confused
[20:35] <Simsmagic> who wants to test an srb2 thing for me
[20:35] <Mima> not now
[20:36] <RedEnchilada> I don't not refuse to distance myself from nothing that doesn't not involve testing something that isn't an srb2 map
[20:37] <RedEnchilada> ...oh my god did I say yes or no
[20:37] <Mima> I think no
[20:37] <Chase> yes
[20:37] <Chase> you said yes
[20:37] <Mima> oh yeah
[20:37] <Mima> he did say yes
[20:37] <Mima> so get with it
[20:38] <RedEnchilada> ...nine negatives
[20:38] <RedEnchilada> that ends up negative
[20:38] <RedEnchilada> so gtfo chase
[20:38] <Chase> nooo
[20:39] <Chase> It's 10
[20:40] <RedEnchilada> <RedEnchilada> I don't not refuse to distance myself from nothing that doesn't not involve testing something that isn't an srb2 map
[20:41] <Mima> 8
[20:41] <ArghArgh200> seven
[20:41] <RedEnchilada> wait
[20:41] <Mima> still an even
[20:41] <RedEnchilada> damnit
[20:41] <RedEnchilada> I'm confused
JEV3
There and back again~
Some negatives are more equal than others:
Timmy wants nothing that involves testing something that isn't an srb2 map.
Timmy simply doesn't want to test something that isn't for SRB2, he didn't say he would test an SRB2 map.
Chaos Knux
Daww, a mother and her foal
10characters#srb2pony said:
And to this day, we still don't know.
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