IRC Quotes; Round 3.

JEV3 · May 9, 2010

[23:10] -->| Mystic (mystic@pool-96-241-154-247.washdc.fios.verizon.net) has joined #SRB2FUN
[23:10] =-= Mode #srb2fun +o Mystic by ChanServ
[23:10] <BlazingPhoenix> what's with all the random idiots popping in lately

Lolwut? Gotta love the timing. Of course some things make more sense with context:

[23:02] <Sonic51> HELP ME
[23:02] <Sonic51> i join a server but i keep lagging
[23:02] <Sonic51> it happened right after i changed the master server address
[23:02] <Sonic51> -_-
[23:02] <Sonic51> i just need help..... -_-
[23:02] <Chase> What is that?
[23:02] <Sonic51> CAN SOMEONE JUST HELP ME?
[23:02] <Sonic51> server problem
[23:02] =-= Mode #srb2fun +b *!*@pool-71-107-211-215.lsanca.dsl-w.verizon.net by Kikyo
[23:02] =-= Sonic51 was booted from #SRB2FUN by Kikyo (Too many consecutive lines, banned for flooding. (strike 1, 30 second ban))
........
[23:03] -->| Sonic51 (Mibbit@pool-71-107-211-215.lsanca.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #SRB2FUN
[23:04] <Sonic51> -_-
[23:04] <KOTE> >>
[23:04] <JEV3> first off, Sonic51
[23:04] <JEV3> calm down
[23:04] <Roy> it's because your internet is better.
[23:04] <Sonic51> i know
[23:04] <JEV3> a little bit of lag happens
[23:04] <Sonic51> im just wondering if it's happening to other people too................
........
[23:07] <JEV3> try closing your browser and your chatroom, see if it improves your performance
[23:07] <Roy> At least you didn't disconnect instantaniously.
[23:08] <JEV3> you can delete other programs too, but those won't affect your bandwidth
[23:08] <Sonic51> did
[23:08] <Sonic51> nothing
[23:08] <JEV3> I know for a fact you didn't close the chatroom
[23:08] <Sonic51> already tried that before
....
[23:09] <Sonic51> just gonn try to fix it
[23:09] <Sonic51> later
[23:10] |<-- Sonic51 has left dream.esper.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

Arf · May 16, 2010

[22:15] <XSpeedGodX> Shadow the Hedgehog is to dark and lifeless
[22:15] <XSpeedGodX> and black
[22:15] <Chase> Racist

Cue · May 24, 2010

Code:

<Alam_G1_> now, let me go back to programming SRB2 on this G1 phone
<Cue> Alam_G1_ reminds me of Matt Smith in Doctor Who S5 EP1
* Phantom (Phantom@modemcable166.152-37-24.mc.videotron.ca) has joined #srb2fun
<Cue> Where he creates a virus that resets every clock on the planet to 0
<Cue> Using a phone.
<Cue> I wish I could do that
<Phantom> Now it makes (non)sense
* Cue taps away at his phone and watches Phantom lose his internet connection
<Phantom> Pfft
<Phantom> I'd laugh at that
<Cue> So would I
* Phant0m (Phantom@modemcable166.152-37-24.mc.videotron.ca) has joined #srb2fun
<Phant0m> WHAT THE HGECK WAS THAT? O_O
* Phantom (Phantom@modemcable166.152-37-24.mc.videotron.ca) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)

I guess I'm a virus coding, phone holding thread to humanity?

marcsancessoftware · May 24, 2010

[20:53] <Torgo> http://mb.srb2.org/showpost.php?p=671460&postcount=73 what the question mark?
[20:53] <Torgo> What does that have to do with anything @_@?
[20:53] <Torgo> esspecially with SMG2
[20:53] *** yoshibot (Kit@pool-173-57-122-144.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has quit IRC [Ping timeout: 180 seconds]
[20:53] * marcsancessoftware 's antilinuxhates stopped logging.
[20:53] <Torgo> especially
[20:54] <D00D3TT364> 1 post permaban?
[20:54] <Torgo> No
[20:54] <Torgo> Mystic already infracted him
[20:54] <D00D3TT364> He's clearly a troll, asking us if we are gay.
[20:54] <Torgo> Besides
[20:54] <D00D3TT364> o ok
[20:54] *** yoshibot (Kit@pool-173-57-122-144.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #srb2fun
[20:54] <Torgo> If he is a total troll, he will get himself banned quickly
[20:54] <Torgo> total troll
[20:55] <Torgo> Why did that make me laugh a little bit?
[20:55] <Whackjood> They seem him trollin', we laughin'
[20:55] *** yoshibot (Kit@pool-173-57-122-144.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has quit IRC [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[20:56] <Torgo> He is doing it wrong
[20:56] [marcsancessoftware] !!!!!
[20:56] [marcsancessoftware] "Do you like men" AAAAAAH!

Nothing to say... it was funny

Cinefast · Jun 10, 2010

EggBot, my bot, decides to have a conversation with Alam:

<EggBot> sda1: write failed, user block quota exceeded.
<Alam_Squeeze> ???
<Alam_Squeeze> again?
<EggBot> download, extract, run exe, add file, ???, PROFIT
<Alam_Squeeze> why are you running irissi?
<EggBot> To prove my point, I'm gonna upload a pre-pre-alpha version of Cineblast City <- are you INSANE
<EggBot> that is purely awesome
<Alam_Squeeze> if you need some software install on the server, ask me
<EggBot> Alam, new folders come up as forbidden on the other platforms
<EggBot> I am, you are admit it while I am OK with maps designed for Casual Room
<Alam_Squeeze> again, check the perm on the said folders
<EggBot> check the page
<Alam_Squeeze> what page?
<EggBot> what's linked is an x symbol
<EggBot> the page
<Alam_Squeeze> what x?
<EggBot> Unlike SOME people, if I see what it is now on.
<EggBot> x....
<Alam_Squeeze> well?
<Cinefast_Mobile> heh
<EggBot> hehehe, loads of shit
<Alam_Squeeze> you said some folders comes up as forbidden, what folders?
<EggBot> Alam, new folders come up as forbidden on the other hand, has been updated?
<Alam_Squeeze> what folders!
<EggBot> It's what others call 6/8
<Alam_Squeeze> what is 6/8?
<EggBot> what is in it
<Alam_Squeeze> what is?
<EggBot> I'm not sure what exactly you mean that the character's style is to always chase Sonic and didn't foresee 'cha
* Alam_Squeeze does not have the power to red other people's minds...
<EggBot> did EggBot take so long to say before pressing enter. Then If you don't have the picture that I think
<EggBot> Alam, new folders come up as forbidden on the the other hand, hehehe, loads of shit
<Alam_Squeeze> what new folders?
<EggBot> Thunder Factory for those who don't know how to create a new water flat
<EggBot> Alam, It's what others call 6/8
<Alam_Squeeze> and what is this 6/8?
<EggBot> and what not even necessary, though?
<EggBot> what in it is?
<Alam_Squeeze> I would need to know where is it first....
<EggBot> where is the location of when it crashes
<SonicFreak94> Wait is the bot trying to get you to do things?
<SonicFreak94> XD
<EggBot> it allows you to send a message checker
<Alam_Squeeze> what crash?
<SonicFreak94> /ignore EggBot
<EggBot> sda1: write failed, user block quota exceeded.
<EggBot> So what's it supposed to be the basis of Dr. Robotnik/Eggman's design), and a new side mod I may be able to do in Hangout/RP
<Alam_Squeeze> .....
<EggBot> ..........................................................................................................
...........................................................................................................................
...............................................................................................................................svn: Commit failed (details follow):
<Alam_Squeeze> details?
<SF94|Pangya> Alam_Squeeze: you realize EggBot is a bot right?
<EggBot> or a bot called lolibot?
<SonicFreak94> it's just talking
<EggBot> it's just .wad to make a branches folder?
<EggBot> No, because I want to make it, I don't like you
<Alam_Squeeze> DOOM!
<Alam_Squeeze> EggBot: DOOM!
* Alam_Squeeze pokes EggBot
* EggBot Pokes KOTE
<Alam_Squeeze> hmmm
<EggBot> hmmm, i wonder what my name when I see:
<EggBot> DOOM
<Alam_Squeeze> SF94, is flood control on?
<EggBot> I'm off in 3 minutes

And something more recent:

* mib_mwalk5 (Mibbit@fat-69-171-172-73.evdo.leapwireless.net) has joined #srb2fun
<mib_mwalk5> ON SRB2 I KEEP GETTING BANNED OFF OF ONE SERVER FOR NO REASON AND I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO REPORT THEM
<Zap610> alt+f4
<Zap610> it removes all bans by way of IRC
<MrMystery> ^
<mib_mwalk5> ??? that shuts down the program
<mib_mwalk5> stupid
<Zap610> fuck off
<MrMystery> not if you press the buttons real hard
<mib_mwalk5> wtf
<Cinefast_Windows> you have to hit them hard
<Cinefast_Windows> and hold alt first
<Cinefast_Windows> then f4
<mib_mwalk5> omg u guys r retarded
<Cinefast_Windows> oh gtfo
* mib_mwalk5 has quit (Quit: Client Exited)
<MrMystery> seriously

SuperSonicStar* · Jun 20, 2010

<sonic> hi people
<sonicshadow> hi
<KOTE> ..
* oturan123 (Mibbit@pool-71-246-145-211.rich.east.verizon.net) has joined #srb2fun
* srb2_fan616 (Mibbit@c-24-98-43-244.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #srb2fun
<KOTE> Attack of the fail names :(

I think I lol'd.

<Super_Sonic> What happened? Did we get a bunch of new people?
<sonicshadow> hi
<Super_Sonic> Hello there.
<sonicshadow> super sonic would you all come on my server
* oturan123 (Mibbit@pool-71-246-145-211.rich.east.verizon.net) has joined #srb2fun
<Yuyuko> he can't
<Super_Sonic> Nah, I'm playing TF2 right now.
<Yuyuko> your ports aren't forwarded
<sonicshadow> y

Plutia · Jun 23, 2010

http://pastebin.com/KkvNHaZL

here's a pastebin of that from my view, with a little irony added at the end

Mr. Mystery · Jun 24, 2010

Bear with this one for a bit.

[00:22] <akirahedgehog> Roy: Edward or Jacob, which will you choose?
[00:22] <Prime_2> <Furyhunter> Toy Story 3 is GOOD <-pixar's quality never went to hell, and this is their flagship title. I don't need anyone to tell me in advance that it's extremely good.
[00:22] <MrMystery> akira: do I get a Croissanwich out of it?
[00:22] <Furyhunter> Toy Story 3 is so, so, so good
[00:22] <Furyhunter> And touching. Emotionally.
[00:22] <MrMystery> because when I picked one last time I LOST
[00:23] <Roy> Uhm
[00:23] <Roy> What, Akira.
[00:23] <Scizor300> <akirahedgehog> Roy: Edward or Jacob, which will you choose?
[00:23] <DarkShadick> For some reason I'm still pissed at Potato Head...
[00:23] <akirahedgehog> it's called Twilight
[00:23] <Furyhunter> Umm
[00:23] <Scizor300> I'd choose the bat, and beat the shit out of both of them.
[00:23] <Roy> This is Twilight re- Jacob.
[00:23] <akirahedgehog> Scizor300: me too :P
[00:24] <DarkShadick> I hate PH for those nightmares back when I was younger...
[00:24] <akirahedgehog> how did he give you nightmares? :/
[00:25] <Scizor300> Twilight's books can be summarized in this video...
[00:25] <Scizor300> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHfyad6Jitk
[00:25] <Roy> The world would end if porn is destroyed.
[00:25] <DarkShadick> When I was young, I used to sometimes get a snack during the nighttime while my parents were sleep...
[00:25] <Roy> That is a fact of life.
[00:26] <DarkShadick> Somehow I started having nightmares of him.
[00:27] <Roy> Nightmares of who?
[00:27] <Scizor300> Twilight - Stale Closeups of Mopey Teenagers 3
[00:27] <DarkShadick> Then my parents found out I was scared of him and placed a Potato head toy in the middle of the floor of the living room.
[00:27] <MrMystery> lawl scizor
[00:27] <Roy> Ok seriously, what is up with Twilight kids meal toys.
[00:27] <MrMystery> ...wha
[00:27] <MrMystery> okay, then the world has turly gone mad
[00:28] <Roy> You...you are scared of Mr. Potato head?
[00:28] <MrMystery> *truly
[00:28] <BlazingPhoenix> oh
[00:28] <BlazingPhoenix> stupid discussion
[00:28] <BlazingPhoenix> back to tvtropes
[00:28] <MrMystery> XD

DS # 1 · Jun 24, 2010

@Mr. Mystery: I'm not scared of Mr. Potato head. I said that when I was young, my parents would put a Potato head toy in the hall to stop me from going to the kitchen because they knew I couldn't stand him. :/

DS # 1 · Jun 26, 2010

http://mibpaste.com/fpzk1k

I don't know what to say for this...

Cue · Jun 26, 2010

DS # 1 said:
http://mibpaste.com/fpzk1k

I don't know what to say for this...

The first bit about Shuffle's girlfriend was the funny bit, right?

SuperSonicStar* · Jun 27, 2010

<Zap610> are you making a vuvuzela bowl map?
<Zap610> where it randomly starts playing and blows everyone off
<Zap610> er
<Zap610> that came out wrong
<Zap610> so did that
<D00D3TT364> :3

:3. Zap610 is a bad person.

Mr. Mystery · Jul 2, 2010

[00:24] <akirahedgehog> omg
[00:24] <akirahedgehog> Facebook suggested I become a fan of "Barack Obama" because "many people who like him also like Michael Jackson"
[00:24] <MrMystery> lawl akira
[00:25] <JEV3|Writing> akira, you like Michael Jackson?
[00:25] <akirahedgehog> of course
[00:25] <akirahedgehog> what sane person doesn't?
[00:25] <JEV3|Writing> me
[00:25] <JEV3|Writing> wait
[00:25] <JEV3|Writing> I'm not sane
[00:25] <JEV3|Writing> nevermind
[00:25] <RoyKirbs> You have split personas.
[00:25] * MrMystery prepares the strait jacket
[00:25] <DarkShadic> *MJ yell.*
[00:25] =-= JEV3|Writing is now known as Reisen_Udongein_Inaba
[00:25] <RoyKirbs> At one point you're JEV3, a rude dude witht the tude.
[00:25] <Reisen_Udongein_Inaba> <(0)>_<(0)>
[00:26] <RoyKirbs> Another point you're a Touhou character.
[00:26] <Reisen_Udongein_Inaba> <((O))>__<((O))>
[00:26] =-= Reisen_Udongein_Inaba is now known as Forendacil
[00:26] <Forendacil> and another point?
[00:26] =-= Scizor300 is now known as Cirno
[00:26] <akirahedgehog> Roy: I certainly have split personas :P
[00:26] <MrMystery> I think we blew his fuse guys
[00:26] <RoyKirbs> You're dumb.
[00:26] =-= Forendacil is now known as JEV3
[00:26] <JEV3> eh, one of these days I'll break the habit of playing with my alts
[00:26] =-= Cirno is now known as Scizor300
[00:26] * Chase grabs the strait jacket and shoves JEV3 into it
[00:27] <MrMystery> nevar
[00:27] <Chase> Until then you remain in the jacket
[00:27] <JEV3> shut up chase your not int his
[00:27] <MrMystery> you cannot escape it
[00:27] <Chase> Not yet!
[00:27] * Chase ties up the strait jacket
[00:27] <MrMystery> good & tight now
[00:27] * Chase wraps chains around it
[00:27] <MrMystery> wouldn't want any mishaps or escapes
[00:27] <akirahedgehog> Roy: you better start running
[00:27] * JEV3 dematerializes
[00:27] <MrMystery> what is this shutter island now?
[00:28] * JEV3 rematerializes just outside 'fun
[00:28] <JEV3> oh
[00:28] <DarkShadic> :/
[00:28] <MrMystery> over there! KILL HEEM
[00:28] <--| JEV3 has left #srb2fun (rematerializes just OUTSIDE 'fun)
[00:28] <MrMystery> fff
[00:28] <DarkShadic> Idk.
[00:28] <DarkShadic> Its on DirecTV cinema.
[00:29] <MrMystery> lmao

11characters.

Edit:

[19:49] <D00D3TT364> ah, A_Jump might be what I'm looking for.
[19:49] <Pepe> SPID GH 0 bright A_CustomMissile (ContraBullet, 30, 0, (random(-6, 6)*2))
[19:49] <Pepe> I did something like this
[19:49] <Pepe> That's what's in my ACS, anyway
[19:49] <D00D3TT364> Pepe: That's only part of what I wanted.
[19:50] <D00D3TT364> You see, if I did something like that, then the player would fan out their projectiles all at once.
[19:50] <D00D3TT364> But from what I'm doing, they fan out per shot, and fire just one projectile, or rapidfire it.
[19:50] <D00D3TT364> I know, I'm not really describing htis proporly :P

You don't say!

Mr. Mystery · Jul 5, 2010

[02:46] <Boinciel> Oh man
[02:46] <Boinciel> Guys
[02:46] <Boinciel> I forgot to tell you something really neat
[02:47] <Boinciel> So, you know about the washlets, right? The toilets with the butt spray
[02:47] <Boinciel> There isn't one where I'm staying.
[02:47] <akirahedgehog> Boinciel: Unfortunately yes
[02:47] <akirahedgehog> good
[02:47] <Boinciel> Instead, I have a toilet with a sink mounted on top of the tank
[02:48] <Boinciel> When you flush, fresh water goes through the tap into the tank
[02:48] <Boinciel> And you have a chance to wash your hands in it
[02:48] <akirahedgehog> O_o
[02:48] <akirahedgehog> wtf
[02:48] <akirahedgehog> are you in hell?

Points if you guess which hell he's in without knowing...

Cinefast · Jul 9, 2010

* SonicFreak94 (MichaelFadely@bdnk-709b093a.sfldmi.sbcglobal.net) has joined #SF94
* ChanServ sets mode +q #SF94 SonicFreak94
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to SonicFreak94
<EggBot> It's a SonicFreak94 Emerald!
<GLaDOS> HEEEELLLOOOOO THERE! IIII AM WEEGMAN, THE WORLD'S ONLY WEEGEE GMAN
<&Neko-sama> Good afternoon, SonicFreak94.
<~SonicFreak94> Now we have two SonicFreak94 emeralds
<~SonicFreak94> ZOMG
<MainMemory> but what about the SF94|Ubuntu_ Emerald?
<~SonicFreak94> I burned it in a fire
<GLaDOS> Did you just stuff that SF94|Ubuntu_ Emerald into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?
<~SonicFreak94> No, a #SF94 Emergency Intelligence Incinerator =P
<GLaDOS> That has got to be the dumbest thing you've ever done.
<GLaDOS> Nice job breaking it SF94.

Utterly amazing.

<~SonicFreak94> ;_;

Plutia · Jul 10, 2010

http://pastebin.com/CgVTRHfj
what's with all the idiots lately

Mr. Mystery · Jul 10, 2010

He came back almost immedeately. Here's the entire thing

Cinefast · Jul 11, 2010

Oh EggBot, you genious:

<Sik> #chat about sex
<EggBot> ..In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, sexy thing comes out

WedgeStratos · Jul 12, 2010

Stupid Empathy IM

EDIT: Quite large of an addition. Couldn't make changes. Next time I'll use Chatzilla. Just click this if you plan to read it.

Sorry, Mystic :P

Mr. Mystery · Jul 17, 2010

Moderator Notice:

Out of the original three quotes posted, only one of them is really any good.

[03:00] <Blitzzo> DarkSegaLMA0: Please stop being a dick to everyone or I will make you leave the channel.
[03:00] <DarkSegaLMA0> don't make me shove Sonic 2k6 into your Xbox
[03:00] <Blitzzo> Ha ha ha ha ha

IRC Quotes; Round 3.

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