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Old 11-06-2005   #1
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About a year ago, you could get nice, realistic fortunes in fortune cookies. Today, you are very capabable of getting the strangest things, as I found out today. During a family gathering at a chinese restaraunt, I opened my fortune cookie, and found this:

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Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer.
It gave my family quite a laugh. Then my little brother opened his:

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Ignore previous cookie.
My stomach was cramped for the rest of the meal.
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Old 11-06-2005   #2
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XD
Peice of advice: Dont go to that place again.
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Old 11-06-2005   #3
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You have got to be pulling my leg...

Well, I wouldn't say it's fake:
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You will find power in what you desire most.
... I desire Hershey's Milk Chocolate...
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Old 11-06-2005   #4
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Add "In bed" to the end of your fortunes. Lotsa fun.
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Old 11-06-2005   #5
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About a year ago, you could get nice, realistic fortunes in fortune cookies. Today, you are very capabable of getting the strangest things, as I found out today. During a family gathering at a chinese restaraunt, I opened my fortune cookie, and found this:

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Originally Posted by My fortune cookie
Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer.
It gave my family quite a laugh. Then my little brother opened his:

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Originally Posted by My brother's fortune cookie
Ignore previous cookie.
My stomach was cramped for the rest of the meal.
XD
Oh boz mys say: Dont want to go deep of the air...bla..bla...bla..

and i think: WHAT? TO DEEP of the AIR? :shock: The Cookie was ether a fake or a joke....

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Old 11-07-2005   #6
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Add "In bed" to the end of your fortunes. Lotsa fun.
But, "in bed" jokes are overrated these days.
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Old 11-08-2005   #7
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Add "In bed" to the end of your fortunes. Lotsa fun.
Actually, its better as "between the sheets".

"Children will bring you great joy..."
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Old 11-08-2005   #8
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Now THAT was funnier!
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It seems that the student has surpassed the master.
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Old 11-08-2005   #10
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I once got one that said,
You're destined for a life alone, even though you deserve to be with someone.

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You're destined for a life alone, even though you deserve to be with someone (between the sheets)

Yeaaaah..I suppose it is more interesting that way..
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Old 11-08-2005   #11
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Old 11-08-2005   #12
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Damn straight.
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Old 11-09-2005   #13
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Here's some nice fortunes I've gotten from fortune cookies:



Scanned 'em myself. =Ž
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Actually, its better as "between the sheets".
I don't see how, it's the same thing.
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Old 11-09-2005   #15
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Well, **** and crap are the same thing however you tell me which sentence is funnier

"OH MY GOD YOU GOT **** ALL OVER ME"
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"OH MY GOD YOU GOT CRAP ALL OVER ME"

I think I know your answer :roll:

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I once got one that said,
You're destined for a life alone, even though you deserve to be with someone.

....
You're destined for a life alone, even though you deserve to be with someone (between the sheets)

Yeaaaah..I suppose it is more interesting that way..
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Tomorrow is chinese food night... I think I'll run away or something. >.<
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Old 11-10-2005   #17
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Meh. Didn't want to put in the effort of copying and pasting the actual letters or anything like that to make it look realer then this.
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Old 02-13-2006   #18
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Once I got a fortune cookie saying "The end of the world as we know it will be after world war III.That war is nearing."
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Old 02-13-2006   #19
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You idiot.
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Ignore previous cookie.
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